Are you DIS-zy yet: The Unofficial DIS Drinking Game

[froggy5657]

All of you of age readers, get your adult beverages ready. If you have yet to hit twenty one, grab your soft drink of choice, and let the “Are you DIS-zy yet” drinking game begin!


WDW Team
Take a sip
Theresa says “Little” to describe something that is not little
Take a swig
Team acknowledges Theresa says “Little”
Pound a shot
Theresa says “Little” to describe something that actually is little
Finish your drink
Theresa says “itsy bitsy teeny weeny” instead of “little”

Take a sip
Theresa cries
Take a swig
John makes Theresa cry
Pound a shot
Theresa makes it through an episode without crying
Finish your drink
Theresa makes John cry


Want to drink some more?
Pound a shot when Pete doesn’t end a show with “Stay out of the damn lakes”
Finish your drink if Pete says that Disneyland’s castle is better

Extra Game
The Rant
If Pete rants, pick a word that he is likely to repeat such as “coffee.” Every time he says the word take a sip. Every time his accent comes out, take a swig. If he says the word with his accent, pound a shot. If you manage to finish your drink before he finished his rant, you win. Reward yourself with an Apple Product, a Tassimo, or a whatever Pete has recently recommended.

Disneyland Team
Take a sip
A team member says “Fresh”
Take a swig
A team member tries not to say “Fresh”
Pound a shot
A team member actually does a dining review without saying “Fresh”
Finish your drink
The team says “fresh as a daisy plucked from a Disneyland flowerbed”


Take a sip
Nancy says “Or-lay-on”
Take a swig
Team makes fun of Nancy for saying “Or-lay-on”
Pound a shot
Nancy says “Or-lean-s”
Finish your drink
The guys say “Or-lay-on”

Want to drink some more?
Take a sip every time someone mentions “Carnitas,”


Extra Game
The Churro Bet
Rules:Make a drink and toast whoever wins the churro bet!
Tom wins-Your choice
Nancy wins-Mo-gee-to
Wayne wins-Take a shot
Tony wins-Mint Julep

So now you are sober, tipsy, or drunk

Still sober? Seriously? You either weren’t paying attention or you cheated. You do know a shot is 1.5 oz, right? Cheaters aren’t cool, so donate $50 to GKTW. You’re still a cheater, but now you are a decent person.

Just tipsy? Okay maybe you just have a really high tolerance. Fair enough, but you should donate $50 to GKTW anyway.

Congratulations, you are drunk. As you should be! Chances are the team did all of these things. I hope you at least enjoyed responsibly and alternated water and booze. I do not want to be you tomorrow morning! As a reward book a trip to Disney and Drink Around the World. You deserve it! And before you go, arrange a day to go to GKTW village and volunteer (you already paid for the flight down to Florida, so you have no excuse not to!)

 

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[YellowMickeyPonchos]

Gibson - you cracked us up. We all saw this right before recording this week's DL show and you hit it on the nail!!!

 

[limace]

This is perfect! I wish I could talk someone into listening with me-it's so sad to drink alone.

 

[BriarRosie]

The scary part is that I'm noticing all the times Teresa says "little", Tony says (or tries not to say) "fresh", and Nancy getting all fancy Francais on us with "Or-lay-ohn".

 

[erinreid]

Drink every time Pete says "I gotta tell you" or "I gotta be honest"!