Anyone else sick of Jessica Simpson?

chernabog

<font color=red>Timing is everything...especially
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I see that Jessica Simpleton and Nick Lachey are hosting Saturday Night Live tonight. I also saw them last night doing a spot for the NBA. Several weeks ago she sang the National Anthem at one of the college bowl games and was spotted attempting to sing during the Disney Christmas parade. And don't forget their attempt at reality TV. Looks aside, this girl has no talent and, to quote Dory, has "nothin' my noggin!" :confused: Don't get me wrong, she's a very pretty girl but I'm on the brink of Jessica overload:faint: !!! Now, I'm going to the kitchen to open a can of Chicken of the Sea. Oh I forgot, I don't like chicken:crazy: !
 
I was reading in a magazine just yesterday that Jessica & Nick are the new Brad Pitt & Jennifer Anniston.

I say enough already!
 
I watched their Newlyweds show a couple of times. It was amusing to see how little she knew about running a house ... even simple things like laundry. I can't imagine leaving all of my clothes lying around the house like that. :p
 

There is no way they are the new Brad and Jennifer. I give it a few more months before the publicity starts to backfire on them.

But I will say this, I believe that she does have a great voice, way better than Britney's at least. Too bad she has such a bad team behind her. She just picks poor songs in my opinion, nothing that will stay on the radio longer than a month.

And yes....she is annoying.
 
Jessica Simpson's "dumb blonde act" is actually one of the most genius career moves in show biz as of late. (Assuming that it's an act, that is)
Which was better Jessica's Chicken of the Sea confusion or Paris Hilton's quote: "What's WalMart, Is that where you buy... walls"
 
I like Jessica's voice more than Britney's. I heard that Jessica auditioned for Mickey Mouse Club and wasn't picked, but Britney Spears and Christina Aguleria were. Then when Jessica's first CD came out, it was overshadowed by the whole Britney and Christina craze. She had some successs, but nothing like they did.
I liked the Newlywed show because she seemed to be acting naturally and it was funny. Now when she goes on SNL and these award shows, etc., she is given lines to "act" dumb. It's forced and doesn't work.
Even though I like her, I don't think they are any Brad and Jennifer.
 
Originally posted by chernabog
Now, I'm going to the kitchen to open a can of Chicken of the Sea. Oh I forgot, I don't like chicken:crazy: !

If you don't like chicken, try some buffalo wings...or maybe you don't like buffalo either?
I actually enjoy watching the show! Her stupidity makes me feel like a genius! Obviously the public is not sick of her yet...as the new season of "newly weds" starts on Wednesday!
 
Gee AspiringCindy, I didn't know buffaloes had wings!? :rolleyes:

As for her singing ability, I read a review (I usually don't put too much stock in, so-called expert reviews) of her new album and one critic stated that most of her songs must have been found on the cutting room floor in Britney Spears recording studio. I'm not sure which singer the were slamming though!

In a perfect world, Britney, Jessica, Michael Jackson, the Osbournes and the "can you hear me now" guy would all be stranded on a deserted island! :jumping3:
 
Originally posted by chernabog
In a perfect world, Britney, Jessica, Michael Jackson, the Osbournes and the "can you hear me now" guy would all be stranded on a deserted island! :jumping3:

That might make for an interesting Survivor type show :laughing: :rotfl:
 
I guess Im in the minority. I actually lke her and Nick and cant wait for season 2. I like when people are able to laugh at themselves and not taake themselves too seriously.
Tara
 
I heard she said that she is going to exhaust every avenue of fame while she has the opportunity. So I think she'll be around for a bit longer.
 
I'm not near as sick of Jessica Simpson as I am Paris Hilton. Why, oh why, does the media keep shoving her down our throats? Her only claim to fame and talent is being an heiress to the Hilton hotel fortune. Big fat hairy deal.
 
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UGGGG I have to leave the room when DH insists on watching her or the Hiltons w/ their pal Nikki!!

To him, thats great commedal entertainment!!

Great the secrets out now......... I married Mr. Simpleton!
 
From the Letterman Show:

#2 of the Top Ten Messages on Britney Spears' Answering Machine after her wedding/divorce:

It's Jessica Simpson. Thanks for making me look like a genius.
 












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