This is a song about the Koala.................don't be offended.......you're not the only one to refer to the Koala as a Bear, even some Aussies do..........
PLEASE DON´T CALL ME A KOALA BEAR
I´m a koala, not a bear
And I don´t think it´s fair
The way that people always
add a word that isn´there
call me a koala bear
I´m a marsipual (and proud of it)
I´m closer to a kangaroo
Than I am to a bear
Chorus
So please don´t call me a koala bear
´Cos I´m not a bear at all
Please don´t call me a koala bear
It´s driving me up the wall
If your name was Tom
and everyone called you Dick
Perhaps you´d understand
why I´m sick sick sick
I´m simply a koala
and I want the name to stick
So please don´t call me a koala bear!
I live here in Australia
In a eucalyptus tree
I´m as cuddly, cute and charming
as an animal can be
I don´t understand fair dinkum
How anyone could think them
grizzly bears and polar bears
Are anything like me!
Chorus:
PLEASE DON´T CALL ME A KOALA BEAR
I MEAN, HOW MUCH CAN A KOALA BEAR?