And You Want To Work For Me?

[ILUVDXL]

These were taken from real resumes and cover letters that were printed in Forbes Magazine.

I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.

I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.

I recived a plauge for Salesperson of the Year.

Reason for leaving last job: Maturity leave.

Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.

Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.

It's best for employers that I not work with people.

Let's meet so you can ooh and aah over my experience.

I was working for my Mom til she decided to move.

I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing.

My goal is to become a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in that field, I suppose I should become a stock broker.

I procrasinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.

Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job.

Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45. I could not work under those conditions.

The company made be a scapegoat, just like my 3 previous employers.

 

[Rajah]

LOL! Sounds like some people that have tried applying for jobs as TAs and stuff at DH's university... at least *those* people have the excuse that they don't speak English as a first language!

 

[Deb in IA]

I procrasinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.



Actually, I do that too sometimes . . .

Thanks, Kathy!

 

[cotye]

LOL!!! I was holding my sidings from laughing so hard on some of those!!!