An Ode to Beer

[oxfordcircus]

And related to Disney, in a way.

By my wife:

"Sometimes When I Lose My Beer"

Sometimes when I lose my beer,
I wander aimlessly far and near.
Throughout the house I wear a frown,
Where the hell was it set down?
Up on the mantle? Kids' bathroom?
The kitchen or laundry room?
By the computer? In the garage?
My life is such a mad hodgepodge.
I ponder as my drink warms up,
Where did I put my Mickey cup.
And then at last I find my drink,
Right beside the bathroom sink.
A half-drunk beer should never go.
Hello, there, friend. I missed you so!!!!

 

[mecllap]

I hate it when that happens!!

 

[need_a_Disney_fix]

Beer! Its whats for dinner!!!

 

[RonnieJo66]

"Save the Earth, it's the only planet that has Beer"

 

[sugarpie]

I like beer.

 

[Princess89]

Don't you hate when you lose your beer! Beer is my friend, I keep as close to me as possible, but there is that occasional slip of misplacing it.

 

[salmoneous]

DO-RE-MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.

DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer..
ME...... the guy...who drinks the beer,
FAR..... the distance to my beer.
SO...... I think I'll have a beer.
LA...... La, la la la la beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...
(Looks into an empty glass)
D'OH!

 

[SetzKitten]

"Beer is God's way of showing that he loves us." -- Benjamin Franklin

 

[Bob Slydell]

DO-RE-MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.

DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer..
ME...... the guy...who drinks the beer,
FAR..... the distance to my beer.
SO...... I think I'll have a beer.
LA...... La, la la la la beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...
(Looks into an empty glass)
D'OH!

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! --Homer Simpson

 

[taximomfor4]

mmmmm....beer. 'Nuff said.

Just wish DH would quite buying the YUCKY brand. (More for him???)

 

[oxfordcircus]

mmmmm....beer. 'Nuff said.

Just wish DH would quite buying the YUCKY brand. (More for him???)

My wife refuses to buy beer since she's usually a taxi mom for 3. She's afraid of the seething judgment of the Walmart cashier. Maybe that's why you don't buy the beer of your choice? Hint: if you like raspberry beer, you will have it all to yourself. Your husband will not touch it!

 

[taximomfor4]

My wife refuses to buy beer since she's usually a taxi mom for 3. She's afraid of the seething judgment of the Walmart cashier. Maybe that's why you don't buy the beer of your choice? Hint: if you like raspberry beer, you will have it all to yourself. Your husband will not touch it!

Raspberry Beer, huh? Sounds awfully girly. I am NOT a girly-girl. Won't EVER see me carrying a PINK purse around and drinking pink beer (I bet it's pink, huh?)

About buying the beer with the kids along, I figure the cashier UNDERSTANDS my need for beer when 4 whiney, hyper stinkers are clinging to my cart.

 

[ntsammy5]

Beer is good.

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[Hercules10]

Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes:

Homer no function beer well without.

Beer... Now there's a temporary solution.

I like my beer cold... my TV loud... and my homosexuals flaming.

You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.

I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.

Aw, there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's.

Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

[oxfordcircus]

Raspberry Beer, huh? Sounds awfully girly. I am NOT a girly-girl. Won't EVER see me carrying a PINK purse around and drinking pink beer (I bet it's pink, huh?)

About buying the beer with the kids along, I figure the cashier UNDERSTANDS my need for beer when 4 whiney, hyper stinkers are clinging to my cart.

I think the bottles are usually purple, but the beer itself is normal looking but pink tasting.

If I saw you at the Walmart with 4 in tow, I'd give you a six pack and say a prayer for you. When I take my 3, it's hard enough. If I had an extra kid I'd probably be drinking a beer or two while I did my shopping.

 

[oxfordcircus]

Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes:

"No deer for a week."


There's a Simpson's quote for every occassion in life. They should make a full line of greeting cards.

 

[krcit]

Corona with a slice of lime is my drink of choice

 

[Cantw8]

beer makes me very happy

 

[Cinderellafifi]

Hint: if you like raspberry beer, you will have it all to yourself. Your husband will not touch it!

This is so true!!!! Works every time!!! I just love Raspberry beer; heck, I love just about all beer ('cept the cheap stuff).

 

[need_a_Disney_fix]

Oh baby, is this good stuff.