I didn't realize that there was an oath. I have always believed with all my heart. So just to make sure that everything is in order ......
I do solemnly swear to protect the Tag Fairies from the evil machinations of the Evil Emperor Zurg and his cronies or any other enemy that many arise at whatever personal cost it may entail. I promise to learn to use flashy thingies, cattle prods, and light sabres to defend our precious tag fairies, but never to use them in any other manner. I will come to the defense of other TFPP members at any time that my aide and comfort is needed.
I will not wear anything gray, and vow that lime green is my new color of choice.
Bonnie, is there anything else that I need to do?