Aging

[binny]

Aging
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called
witchcraft........Today, it's called golf.
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Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and
start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people
to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of
Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald,
they don't recognize you.
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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh
at when you are old.
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And best of all....I don't know how I got over the hill without getting
to the top

 

[Harambe]

Thanks binny!!!!

I was feeling sort of old and crumbly today - everything creaking and cranking.

This made me feel lots better. For the most part, I like the view from the top of the hill (I refuse to go over just yet!!!!!!!!!!!).