NOTE TO READERS:
Last week a few of you may have had the misfortune of reading a post from CVW in which he attempted to ask questions about room occupancy. The Disney Special Ops unit (consisting of Mickey, Buzz Lightyear, and myself, Belle) dressed in black camouflage and wearing night-visions goggles, were then deployed on a commando raid to his house.
The thread was successfully destroyed, and CVW has been under 24-hour surveillance on a diet of only Epcot pizza crumbs and $6 Disney bottled water with backwash from his 13 month-old daughter.
He now states that, as a new DVC owner, he is ready to post some questions more conforming to the standards of this group. We are now removing CVW's blindfold and wrist restraints and will, for the next few minutes, allow him back to his keyboard.
Sincerely,
Belle, in behalf of Disney Special Ops
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Ow. Feels good to have those off. Good to be back.Sorry for talking about room occupancy. It won't happen again.
Uh...as I mentioned before, I just made a purchase at BCV. I have a few questions about Stormalong Bay. Does it truly have a "Lazy River" that you can float down? The DVC rep insisted that it did, but I can't find it on the web anywhere. Is there a wave pool?
Are there waterslides? If so, how many? Are they thrilling enough for older kids? Will older kids enjoy SAB enough to forgo a trip to Blizzard Beach?
How late in the fall can you still swim in Central Florida? My wife is a little cold-blooded, and won't swim if it's not warm.
Also, suppose my daughter turns three years-old in the middle of our vacation, will we then be exceeding room occupancy? Will they let her sleep on the beach? If I bring my wife's cousins and their young'uns, d'ya reckon there's enough room in the bathtub and kitchen floor for them to sleep?
OW!! OW!! I'M SORRY!! I'M SORRY!! YOU'RE BREAKING MY FINGERS!! PLEASE STOP!!
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In behalf of the Disney Special Ops unit, I'd like to apologize for that outburst. We have once again confiscated CVW's keyboard. Apparently, He still insists on discussing room occupancy, so we have again restrained him. We will now subject him to an intense program of Eisnerification, beginning with repeated forced-viewing of "Treasure Planet" to the point of emesis.
In the meantime, you ARE allowed to respond to his questions regarding this "Stormalong Bay" thing. His wife deserves an answer. CVW, on the other hand, may never be heard from again.
Let this serve as our final warning to anyone who wants to discuss room occupancy.
Sincerely,
Belle, in behalf of Disney Special Ops
Last week a few of you may have had the misfortune of reading a post from CVW in which he attempted to ask questions about room occupancy. The Disney Special Ops unit (consisting of Mickey, Buzz Lightyear, and myself, Belle) dressed in black camouflage and wearing night-visions goggles, were then deployed on a commando raid to his house.
The thread was successfully destroyed, and CVW has been under 24-hour surveillance on a diet of only Epcot pizza crumbs and $6 Disney bottled water with backwash from his 13 month-old daughter.
He now states that, as a new DVC owner, he is ready to post some questions more conforming to the standards of this group. We are now removing CVW's blindfold and wrist restraints and will, for the next few minutes, allow him back to his keyboard.
Sincerely,
Belle, in behalf of Disney Special Ops
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Ow. Feels good to have those off. Good to be back.Sorry for talking about room occupancy. It won't happen again.
Uh...as I mentioned before, I just made a purchase at BCV. I have a few questions about Stormalong Bay. Does it truly have a "Lazy River" that you can float down? The DVC rep insisted that it did, but I can't find it on the web anywhere. Is there a wave pool?
Are there waterslides? If so, how many? Are they thrilling enough for older kids? Will older kids enjoy SAB enough to forgo a trip to Blizzard Beach?
How late in the fall can you still swim in Central Florida? My wife is a little cold-blooded, and won't swim if it's not warm.
Also, suppose my daughter turns three years-old in the middle of our vacation, will we then be exceeding room occupancy? Will they let her sleep on the beach? If I bring my wife's cousins and their young'uns, d'ya reckon there's enough room in the bathtub and kitchen floor for them to sleep?
OW!! OW!! I'M SORRY!! I'M SORRY!! YOU'RE BREAKING MY FINGERS!! PLEASE STOP!!
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In behalf of the Disney Special Ops unit, I'd like to apologize for that outburst. We have once again confiscated CVW's keyboard. Apparently, He still insists on discussing room occupancy, so we have again restrained him. We will now subject him to an intense program of Eisnerification, beginning with repeated forced-viewing of "Treasure Planet" to the point of emesis.
In the meantime, you ARE allowed to respond to his questions regarding this "Stormalong Bay" thing. His wife deserves an answer. CVW, on the other hand, may never be heard from again.
Let this serve as our final warning to anyone who wants to discuss room occupancy.
Sincerely,
Belle, in behalf of Disney Special Ops