Oh my gosh you guys - Patrick and I are going to
TOKYO DISNEY!!!!
And we're leaving in
TWO WEEKS!!!!
He just scored a puppet building/performing gig in Tokyo, and I guess they staff these things at the absolute last minute?

So we are SUPER excited, but I am also SUPER nervous, because the timing puts us at Tokyo
Disneyland & Tokyo DisneySea during what they call "Top Season" - THE most crowded, most expensive, most crazy Fourth-of-July-meets-New-Year's-Eve-at-WDW time to go to a Disney park that's already crowded even on weekdays in the off season and everyone literally RUNS to line up at the FastPass machines for half an hour when the park first opens!
Plus, this is the kind of once-in-a-lifetime trip I was expecting to plan over the course of at least a year, with time to learn a passable amount of the language and plan day trips and make our reservations at Tokyo Disney six months out to get the cheapest rooms. In fact - in the six years before we went on our first trip to WDW, I had this recurring nightmare that we just dropped everything and went, with no plans and no ADRs, and did everything wrong and saw nothing and felt soooo disappointed - and now I have that feeling in real life!
But hey, what am I saying? We're going to
Tokyo DisneySea!

Even if I only get on three rides, that's three more than I ever thought I would in the foreseeable future!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! >whump!<
P.S. - A new installment of the trip report is on the way! I know that's what you're actually interested in ...
