A Very British Trip Report - Oct 2006 - Day 1

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DAY 1 – 17TH OCTOBER 2006

Whos’ going:

Me, Kev – Husband, father, friend and all round good egg.
Wife, Tam – she hates to be called ‘the wife’ so I left the ‘the’ off. Make sense?
India, nearly 16, eldest daughter.
Georgia, nearly 13, youngest daughter.
Deb & Matt – good friends
Susan – another good friend, joining us for part 2 of the holiday.

Woohoo! The start of another holiday!
Tam must be excited as she is up at 5.30am. I manage to stay in bed until the normal rising time of 7.15am. It’s off for a normal day at work, at least until 3.15pm when we leave early to get home and throw the suitcases in the car. This is easier said than done and there are a good few muttered swear words as I try to fit 3 very bulging suitcases into 1 small car alongside the 4 occupants. With this conundrum solved we are on the road at 4.10pm and on the way to Gatwick.

The journey is pretty uneventful apart from the usual nose to tail traffic on the M25. Georgia is particularly incensed by a driver of a 4x4 texting on his phone while he drives. A career in the police force lies ahead for the girl I believe.

Around 6.45pm we pull into the Summer Special car park at Gatwick, which is costing a very reasonable £60 for 18 days. Mind you, I would like to have sat in on the meeting where they decided what to name this particular facility. I suspect some illegal substances may have been involved or at least copious amounts of alcohol.
‘What shall we call this place where you can park your car during any season of the year?’
‘Let’s call it Summer Special Parking’.
‘Righteous, dude’.

Car parked, cases in the bus and we are off to the Sofitel to meet up with Deb and Matt who left an hour before us and are now on their second drink at the bar.
Straight into the brasserie style restaurant as we are all starving and some of us (i.e. me) are more than a little thirsty. We’ve eaten here a few times before and the food is reasonable if a little pricey. Matt spends a considerable time before plumping for the burger. Sorry – Aberdeen Angus Beef Pattie. Give it up Matt, we all knew it was a done deal as soon as you saw the menu. If it contains cow, Matt is eating it.

We are all excited about the holiday and Georgia is doubly excited, as it is her 13th birthday tomorrow.
After the meal we retire to India and Georgia’s room (they have there own room this trip as the Sofitel couldn’t find us a family room) as we have learned our lesson from previous trips regarding the exceptionally high prices in the bar and have brought beer and wine to sustain us for the evening. It’s class all the way when you’re on holiday with the Stringers and Churchills.

Things are going exceedingly well as discussion takes place regarding the forthcoming holiday. It all starts to go wrong when Matt spills a few drops of wine on his shirt, but Tam comes to the rescue with a magic tube of stain remover. Back to the conversation and happy thoughts until Deb (who is lying on Georgia’s bed) spills a larger quantity of red wine over the bed and her blouse. Out comes the magic tube and the dabbing goes into overdrive. This is all well and good until Deb discovers that she has spent 5 minutes trying to remove a mole! (Of the skin blemish type, not the burrowing furry animal).
Not to be outdone Tam manages to deposit half a glass of wine onto her skirt. The magic tube appears again (the poor little beggar must be on overtime by now) but attempts at stain removal are thwarted when it is discovered that Deb has broken the end off the tube. Sometimes I wonder just what the heck I am doing with this group of reprobates. Our only defence is that alcohol had been consumed. To give credit to India and Georgia they are the ones looking at the adults and wondering if the ages have somehow miraculously been reversed during the evening. They have a point.

I also learned a new language today. I think it’s called ‘teenager’. India was removing her makeup and accidentally put some of the lotion in her eye, at which point she exclaimed ‘My lord, that canes like a badger’. I believe a rough translation to be ‘I say, that stings somewhat’.

Around 11.00pm there is very little wine left, most of it having been deposited on clothing and bed linen, so Deb and Matt leave for their room.
A most satisfactory, if somewhat juvenile, start to what promises to be an amazing holiday.


Kev
 
Great start - hope the teenagers are able to control the adults behavour whilst on holiday:thumbsup2
 
i am sat at screen laughing!!!!!
i have an up and coming teanager and do feel quite proud in the fact that i understand the "lingo"!!!!!!!
though i have to say have not heard of your dd phrase.............i like it alot, may use it myself!!!

great start to your trip report!!!!!!
eager to read the rest.
 
'Canes like a badger'....Excellent!

:sunny:

Jodie
 

As usual wonderful trip report. So nice to have met you (if only very briefly).

Looking forward to reading more.


Susan
 
Great start Kev - I am loving the 'canes like a badger' phrase - classic! Can't wait to hear more - I suspect there will be more than a fiar share of alcohol involved from herein onward ;)
 
Brilliant start :rotfl: really looking forward to the rest :thumbsup2
 
Great start. Hope you keep up the standard as well as the alcohol spilling :rotfl:
 
Ha ha ecellent report. Love the teenager lingo. Looking forward to reading the rest :rotfl2:
 
Good start old chap, and surprisingly accurate - albeit I thought I was on my third by the time you slackers caught up!

Once Deb's sorted the pics I may well add some pertinent and appropriate images.
 
Kevin Stringer said:
As long as you don't add the impertinent and unappropriate images! :thumbsup2

Kev
I'd like to promise that, but I can't :confused3 :rotfl2:
 
Kev,

That was hilarious, I've never read one of your trip reports so I'm not sure whether it's you that's funny or the fact that I know you that makes it funny. I can't believe mum spilt wine on Georgia's bed and you made her sleep in it, that's child abuse. I also understood Indja's teenage language better than I understood your translation. V.funny Kev, can't wait till you post the rest.

Harriet
 
Kevin Stringer said:
Wife, Tam – she hates to be called ‘the wife’ so I left the ‘the’ off
You failed to add, "Editor in Chief". Other than that, it's horribly accurate. :blush:
 
UKHAT said:
Kev,

That was hilarious, I've never read one of your trip reports so I'm not sure whether it's you that's funny or the fact that I know you that makes it funny.

Harriet

Not read any of my reports before? You have been slacking girl.
Deb get my web site up and sit here down in front of it for 10 hours. I'll be asking questions on Saturday. :thumbsup2

Kev
 
Good to see that your antics are as err interesting as always! Looking forward to the rest.....I think.
 














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