A unique job opportunity

[Kevin Stringer]

Hi all

A once in a lifetime opportunity could be yours! A vacancy has arisen for the position of CHAT HOST on Sunday evenings at 7.00pm.
No previous experience necessary, unless you count being able to use a keyboard as 'experience'.
Some of the perks include:

Minimal salary. In fact, no salary at all!
The chance to talk complete nonsense (at least when you're talking to me) on a regular basis.
No paid leave.
A pension scheme unlike any other. (There isn't one).

On the downside, you are sometimes required to discuss shopping. Oh the shame.

Please reply here or in a PM to me including full CV, crate of beer and inside leg measurement and I will vet the many hundreds of applicants expected.

Oh, who am I trying to kid. We'll take who we can get!

In all seriousness, it can be a lot of fun for anyone who is prepared to give up most Sunday evenings. Another pair of hands so I can have the occassional Sunday off to get under Tam's feet and generally annoy her would be much appreciated.

Cheers

Kev

 

[Lizzy Lemon]

Wishing you luck with some good candidates, sorry can't help am in paid employment on Sunday evenings complete with pension scheme. Best wishes to Tam in her future evenings having you under her feet.

 

[buzz for boys]

Id love to do it Kev !!
Not sure if i could live up to your high standards though !!

Louise x

 

[Kevin Stringer]

Id love to do it Kev !!
Not sure if i could live up to your high standards though !!

Louise x

High standards? I didn't know we had any standards, let alone high ones!

If you want to give it a go Louise, you will be very welcome.

Kev

 

[Jets fan]

Go for it Louise, I love chat on Sundays

Tina

 

[mickeyforpresident]

I dont know what this is......

 

[Netty]

I dont know what this is......

you can join in the chat sessions, which are very imformative even though the subject goes out the window!! chat is usually on a sunday night, to join in just click on the 'chat' top left of this page

 

[scojos]

oohhh i d love to have ago as i spend all my sundays in the chatroom anyway
1. i dont drink, so any virtual drinks are all yous kev
2. i can talk shopping, gives you more time to drink those virtual beers (see point 1)
3. salary? who needs money? you can pay me in disney dollars
4. may have to query the paid leave, me leaving my kids for a few hours a week is payment indeed
5. im not sure wether to apply for this, as when we come round for the duck you invited us around for, Tam may not appreciate having you under her feet more
6. If louise and I cant job share , then i ll withdraw my application she was here first
my cv is dull and boring, so i wont send that!
tracy