Melora
Disney Dreaming
- Joined
- Jun 26, 2003
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NIGHTLY PRAYER
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles; Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots; Please no gray
And as for my belly, please take it away.
Please keep me healthy; Please keep me young,
And thank you, dear Lord, for all that you've done.
FIVE TIPS FOR WOMEN
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles; Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots; Please no gray
And as for my belly, please take it away.
Please keep me healthy; Please keep me young,
And thank you, dear Lord, for all that you've done.
FIVE TIPS FOR WOMEN
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
