Here's a fun little (game/way for me to subtly insert my thoughts into your minds)! Complete the sentences by underlining one of the phrases in each set of parenthesis.
Dear VMK,
Thank you for (graciously/FINALLY) releasing our khaki explorer outfit. I'm sure that the (kind/lazy) gesture of your (releasing of the costume/keeping the costume from us) will be (well/angrily) received by your (players/slaves). However, I would much rather (tell you about an issue I've been having/not linger on the few good things you've done for us) by bringing up your President's Day Quest. On question number 18, you forgot to insert a comma between "Walt" and "let's." Your (mistaken/ignorance of) grammar makes me want to (politely correct it/set your clothes on fire). I realize that (this is not the first time/I will make sure it is the last time) a mistake has been made within the game. Such (mistakes/ignorance) makes me (consider/burn with desire) to (write to Contact Us/hide leeches in your mattress). I realize that you (put hard work into/don't care about) your quests and don't want you to seem like you've been (uneducated/beaten with the Ugly Stick). I'm sure that would be considered (shocking/an improvement) by your (players/slaves).
Best Regards,
<name>
DISCLAIMER: This post is all in good fun, and whoever does not realize that (is mistaken/lives under a rock). I do not intend to stick leeches in anyone's beds.
Dear VMK,
Thank you for (graciously/FINALLY) releasing our khaki explorer outfit. I'm sure that the (kind/lazy) gesture of your (releasing of the costume/keeping the costume from us) will be (well/angrily) received by your (players/slaves). However, I would much rather (tell you about an issue I've been having/not linger on the few good things you've done for us) by bringing up your President's Day Quest. On question number 18, you forgot to insert a comma between "Walt" and "let's." Your (mistaken/ignorance of) grammar makes me want to (politely correct it/set your clothes on fire). I realize that (this is not the first time/I will make sure it is the last time) a mistake has been made within the game. Such (mistakes/ignorance) makes me (consider/burn with desire) to (write to Contact Us/hide leeches in your mattress). I realize that you (put hard work into/don't care about) your quests and don't want you to seem like you've been (uneducated/beaten with the Ugly Stick). I'm sure that would be considered (shocking/an improvement) by your (players/slaves).
Best Regards,
<name>

DISCLAIMER: This post is all in good fun, and whoever does not realize that (is mistaken/lives under a rock). I do not intend to stick leeches in anyone's beds.