People focus on getting TO the park and ignore the ride home. While I have enjoyed getting to MK on a bus, 100% of the time on the way home the wait is absolutely interminable. I'm always wearing a running watch and have an easy time-keeping device in it, and I know that I consistently have to wait far longer than getting to the car would be. Standing is the killer for me. I want to be moving. Especially since I only go to WDW anymore for rundisney events, and everything feels better when I'm moving.
I focus on the exhausted, painful end of the day when I want to be on the move and on a ferry, vs the start of my day when every part of me is happy and chipper.
Aw man. Go to Universal. Let someone else drive you if that goal is really that important to you. I personally don't understand it; Florida is fine as long as you aren't in Miami.
AKL is my least favorite resort so far. Unfortunately,
DVC stuff keeps making me stay there. And I've taken the busses there when it's not my choice. From experience, they are very slow.
I think "wow people are super-rude" when I hear that.
$800, zoinks!