Your trip report is cracking me up! We took my now 4-year old to Hawaii (a 7-hour flight from Alaska) when he was 22 months old. I feel your pain on the plane. He had about 3 meltdowns and I am sure each one was no longer than 10 minutes but they sure did feel like an eternity!!!!! The flight attendant actually came over and put her hand on my son's mouth at one point. I think my reaction probably got her fired.
My son also only jumps on beds in hotels. STILL. I have no idea why. I think it ihas something to do with it being different stuff?
OK, back to reading