95% Tax Cut

Scott - I am surprised at you. I look forward to 15 April and signing that check. I feel it is my duty as an American to be sure that I pay my share and then some so that illegals can have free healthcare and welfares can stay home and watch Jerry Springer.



Jim, dont forget that I work "out in the field". I see their spawning grounds, you have no idea how bad it is.
 
WooHoo,, "he who walks on water" signs the "bend over" bill today that our fearless leaders passed !!:woohoo:
I'm gonna use my xtra money to buy the xtra big, xtra soft rolls of TP ! And IF there is "CHANGE" left over, I'll throw it in my penny jar and at the end of each month I'll throw a big beer bash and invite one person over to help me kill a six pack .
 
Funny how he's taken longer to sign the bill than congress got to review it...oh wait, they didn't did they?

At least we are nearing the end of "it's all Bush's fault!":thumbsup2

After looking at our taxes this year, if they go up considerably next year we will save more money if my wife quits and stays home. How's that for creating jobs and increasing GDP! :woohoo:


I hear the CB coming with torches and pitchforks!
 

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Funny how he's taken longer to sign the bill than congress got to review it...oh wait, they didn't did they?

At least we are nearing the end of "it's all Bush's fault!":thumbsup2

After looking at our taxes this year, if they go up considerably next year we will save more money if my wife quits and stays home. How's that for creating jobs and increasing GDP! :woohoo:


I hear the CB coming with torches and pitchforks!

They had to wait till there was enough TV and radio publicity build up for the "historical president" to sign "HIS" (at least those are his words),
"historical bill".

WooHoo,,let the spending begin !!
Ya'll do know that there is going to come the time when they are gonna start raising our tax to pay for this and the next "package " that they are already working on ,,right ?
 
Did anyone realize that over 1/3 of this bill is tax cuts? I didn't. Almost 20% is to help states deal with their deficits? Deficits are $40 billion in California alone, $16 billion in NY and $8 billion in FL.

This country is in very, very tough shape. And A-Rod is on steroids! :confused3
 
On the news this morning , they said Tennesse gets something to the tune of 5 billion.




I think thats what they said.
 
"He who walks on water" signs the "bend over" bill tomorrow morning, that our fearless leaders passed, and has been sitting on his desk since late Friday evening.

So why is he waiting till tomorrow to sign his bill ?? It must have to do with something to do with Pres. Lincoln on that same day :confused3 .
Or is it possible that now that it's been passed,,would they dare ADD A COUPLE XTRA ITEMS to the bill ???

They were tooting their horn this morn on TV news about "the XTRA $13. a week will go to everyone,,EVEN the middle class" ! AIN'T THAT WONDERFUL !! CRAP, that won't even pay for a camp site at the Fort for a week !!!!
That won't feed a family of 4 for dinner at home for one night !!!

That and stimulating the economy by flying out to MI on Air Force One at taxpayer's expense just to sign a bill that he could have done back in Washington D.C. after just coming back again from a junket to Chicago. In less than a mo. he has made 4 trips on Air Force One ... he's going to wear that pricey mode of transportation out .... OH another couple of billion for a couple of new planes. STAND BY THIS IS JUST THE START OF SOMETHING UGLY.

I like your calling it the "BEND OVER" bill and at least Vasoline stocks should benefit from this miss-step.

Larry
 
..at least Vasoline stocks should benefit from this miss-step.

Larry

LARRY??????? Was that a smidgeon of HUMOR coming from YOU??????

BRAVO!!!!!!!
There just may be hope for you AFTER ALL!:rotfl2:
 
LARRY??????? Was that a smidgeon of HUMOR coming from YOU??????

BRAVO!!!!!!!
There just may be hope for you AFTER ALL!:rotfl2:

LOL not really humor just reality from what happened in the stock market today after they (i.e. the stock market) realized this "not helpful" bill to coin a state and defense department saying.

I'm fuming and am looking closely for the Pelosi/Reed nose ring that should be growing out of our leader shortly as he follows the leads of those that "feel the power".

I was disappointed the GWB in the last couple of years, but this is like replacing Ronald Regan with Jimmy Carter as far as dealing with the economy goes.

P.S. No there is no hope for me that's long gone

Larry
 














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