I think about the only thing I haven't chimed in on is how DW and I met.
We are both from the same home town (Toledo, Ohio area). I came home from college over Christmas break and went to a friend's apartment for a party. My wife was "kind of" dating my friend at the time. By about midnight we were out of wine and a trip to the store was in order. She volunteered to go with me. The store was less than 2 miles away. It probably took 2 hours before we came back--told them we got "lost." Hey, it was 2 AM by then and they had been drinking since probably 8 PM--not the best excuse but, then again, they were not a tough sell--other than my "friend." We lost touch for a little while but caught back up maybe 18 months later and, as they say, the rest is history. We have been together for what will be 20 years in August 2008. Married since 1991.
I posted earlier that I wasn't sure I had much pirate in me but I just realized that I stole my friend's woman and took her off to another state--maybe there is hope for me yet.
Full of my new found pirate creditials I will summarize my "how I met my spouse" with a hardy . . .
TAKE WHAT YOU CAN!!!!