8/17/08 Captain Jack's Repossession Repo Cruise to PC thru TPC Part 9

[magiroux]

Reminded me of a little noticed posted on my dad's sailboat:

Don't be bashful ...

Don't be shy...

Head over the rail ...

And let it fly.

Me thinks some in this group might be getting into a bit of trouble here

 

[magiroux]

OK, really need to ketchup. I do believe I need to incororate that fancy multi-quote thingy

 

[mkygrl]

Oh goodie! I love singing street gangs!

wouldn't it be great if gangs were really like that?!

A rumble would be more of a sing off?

Chrissie

 

[O'BWV]

When I find one for fathers, I will give equal time.


Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring

3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.


Why did God give you your mother & not some other mom?

1. We're related

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.


What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.


What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?


Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess Mom is. But only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


What's the difference between moms & dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dad s are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pay s bills all day long.


What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2. Diet, you know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.


If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

Cheryl I love this!!! Very funny, thanks for posting it!

 

[O'BWV]

Try MapQuest, Google Maps, or Yahoo Maps.......... You can type in where she is at.......and tell them how to get to you.

Mark

Are you back already Mark?......I wanna hear about who you grew up with!

 

[Verandah Man]

Andy....do you know any of the other gals cell numbers? If not can you call their families and get their numbers? I'm sure everything is fine....probably in a "no service" area is all. Keep us posted.

OK, the girls are now on 476 and are headed towards Philadelphia.......

Another 2 to 2.5 hours and they'll be in the area, as long as they don't make anymore wrong turns.

 

[yargrnhoj]

Nice.......Multiple Personalities........... What next.........Serial Posters ????

Mark

I am sure someone will beat me to this, but here it is anyway:

 

[yargrnhoj]

Euchre anyone? Come on there is a considerable OH-MI-IN-IL crowd, someone else has to play.

It's been a LONG time since I played but we used to play in the HS cafeteria every day at lunch. It wouldn't take me long to pick it up again.

 

[disneypilots]

Me thinks some in this group might be getting into a bit of trouble here

Really ????

 

[Diznyfan68]

OK, the girls are now on 476 and are headed towards Philadelphia.......

Another 2 to 2.5 hours and they'll be in the area, as long as they don't make anymore wrong turns.

 

[disneypilots]

Are you back already Mark?......I wanna hear about who you grew up with!

FGM called back..........I'm in a holding pattern..............

That's a story for the Ship...........

Mark

 

[DindelsPA]

The second time she called they were on 309 North in Tamaqua, do you know where that is?

Yep I do. How did they manage 222 to there? If they follow 309 south it will take them directly back to 476. Depending on where they were on 309 I'd guesstimate that they were about 45 minutes further north of Allentown.

 

[Verandah Man]

Did you teach her your sense of direction?????

Hazel said the driver wanted to get on 476 two hours ago, but the other ladies in the car said she was going in the wrong direction, she listened to them, and see what happened...............

 

[yargrnhoj]

Sorry, no Euchre for us (I played it in college, but again, back to the UW comment, I don't remember it at all)

However, Sheepshead is our thing. Any takers?

Poohmom

The wenches are REALLY tempting my evil side today...

 

[Diznyfan68]

Really ????

Mr. Innocent!

 

[O'BWV]

FGM called back..........I'm in a holding pattern..............

That's a story for the Ship...........

Mark

I don't know Mark....she's been at the shower a long time.....are there male dancers at the shower?

 

[Verandah Man]

TG Andy TG!


Wait, wait......I think I see, yes, yes, I do see one more bottle of beer on the wall.....here it is Pal

Thanks!!!

 

[Diznyfan68]

The wenches are REALLY tempting my evil side today...

We've been tempting Mark all afternoon

 

[yargrnhoj]

Glad to see you can google. At least I copied my references straight from the book.

My copy of the four-part trilogy is in my basement and that's too far to walk for a reference book.

 

[O'BWV]

The wenches are REALLY tempting my evil side today...

Good JR, you can keep Mark company in the DAWG house!