8/17/08 Captain Jack's Repossession Repo Cruise to PC thru TPC Part 8

[PBader]

I edited more in - reread it ....

I did thanks.

 

[lbgraves]

I will reveal a story I think even my wife doesn't know:

While in Vienna Austria visiting friends we were having a good time with food and drink. My friends dared me and a friend to dress up as women and take a walk through a naughty section of town. To make a long story short we were arrested and taken to the Police Station and questioned. After we explained our acts the Policemen in the station wanted to take pictures with us.
I guess it had to be the large jewel encrusted butterfly I had pinned to my sweater. I think I have a picture somewhere in the attic. Must dig it out.

This was the only time I was arrested.

So that is why your tag says "Knows the ways of the Hooker" !!!

Oh you figured it out. The shame!

What is funny is that the TF knew it all along!

 

[O'BWV]

Hey Lisa you're smilies are doing the Batman Dance Cool!!!!!!!!

 

[disneypilots]

Where were all these hot female teachers sleeping with male students when I was growing up? I think my youngest teacher was in her 50s.

Wow, your teachers were young........compaired to mine LOL

Mark

 

[yargrnhoj]

I'll post my responses to Crash's 7 questions then I need to get back to the family:

1) Whats' fer dinner tonight matey?
Chili, which I made this morning

2) What was the last thing ya bought?
Fixins for the Chili, which I made this morning

3) What was the last nice thing ya said to anyone?
Please explain what you mean by 'nice thing'

4) What was the last thing you sent a rebate form in for?
My Swedish-made .... wait, no, must have been my TIVO a few years back

5) Did you get that rebate back yet?
I assume so, but it has been too long to remember

6) What is your favorite shore excursion - all time favorite?
Honestly, I'm not much of an excursion person -- like to sit by the beach and relax.

7) And - what is your favorite dessert off the Magic or Wonder?
I don't play favorites. I am an equal opportunity diner.

 

[lbgraves]

How about seeing the first t.v. show In Color!!
Having only 1 t.v,Dad decides what the family will watch and you were the Remote Control.

How about when it was exciting that they brought home a new video game system named......PONG!

 

[Diznyfan68]

I'm calling it a night folks, been up since 4am and I have a few things I need to get done tonight before I turn in.

I'll see y'all bright and early tomorrow mornin'

Night Andy! Be careful tomorrow!

 

[yargrnhoj]

Hey Lisa you're smilies are doing the Batman Dance Cool!!!!!!!!

The Batman dance??

 

[PBader]

Excellent Job Mark!!

Did I ever tell you guys about when the Police (the real Police, not the band) showed up at house because of Ebay????

Please tell us MR!

 

[disneypilots]

Excellent Job Mark!!

Did I ever tell you guys about when the Police (the real Police, not the band) showed up at house because of Ebay????

NOOOOOOOOOO, but were waiting............

Mark

 

[lbgraves]

Watching it right now......and yes, if there was a way, that WOULD be my retirement home!

But by the time I get to retire, I'll have lost all senses and the closest I'll get is the Good Ship Lollipop.

 

[PBader]

Good night Andy! Hope you get to stay home tomorrow.

 

[O'BWV]

I'm calling it a night folks, been up since 4am and I have a few things I need to get done tonight before I turn in.

I'll see y'all bright and early tomorrow mornin'

Night Andy...............let's keep our fingers crossed that the snow doesn't get too bad!

 

[radioclash2]

Another unusual story revealed

While on the Disney Magic one cruise I was enjoying pre dinner cocktails with BLI Jack (aka Fincantieri). We had Cat. 4's with balconies non conecting. I was with my 2 year old daughter in the room at the time. DW was with older DD at the movies. We were passing drinks over the bacony to one another our balcony doors were open. I ran out into the hallway to speak to our Host and the draft pulled the door out of my hands shut. My 2 year old DD was locked in the room. Host had vanished. So I knocked on Jacks door and told him that DD was locked inside my stateroom and my key was locked in the room also. So I ran to his balcony and proceeded to climb over his balcony onto mine in my intoxicated state the boat was cruising at @ 20mph. Jack being less insane grabbed me and pulled me back onto his balcony. Just then Jacks DW came in. We told her what happened and she found a Hostess who opened our stateroom door. DD was safe inside as if nothing happened.

 

[radioclash2]

Hey I just thought of something! Tailgating at Giants Stadium = a cordless blender opportunity!!!

Also, I might be Ebaying too much!!!

But listen to this deal. I am particular about my makeup, being old and having roseacea and all. So I go to the Lancome counter, use all the testers, make note of all the names and then Ebay them. I love Lancome waterproof eyeliner, but at $21 a pop is too rich for my blood. I just ebayed 6 Lancome eyeliners for $30 plus shipping. So for around $35 I got more than a year's supply!!


Yes, I'm cheap.........but also I'm saving for The Trip of A Lifetime!!!!

I had no idea you could ebay make-up. I'm a make-up junkie

 

[disneypilots]

I'm calling it a night folks, been up since 4am and I have a few things I need to get done tonight before I turn in.

I'll see y'all bright and early tomorrow mornin'

I have to get up early also.............this is tooo entertaining to go to bed just yet LOL

Mark

 

[disneypilots]

I had no idea you could ebay make-up. I'm a make-up junkie

Give ya one guess what website FGM is on right now.......... A clue..........it has a buy it now option.......... now I'm content to interact with you all........

Mark

 

[lbgraves]

I would be afraid it would be postponed also and then it would be no fun trying to squeeze into another trip. Does anyone know if the Magic or Wonder was postponed?

Yes, the Magic was delayed.

 

[captaincrash]

Yum.....I love a good Blue Hawaiian!! And look....it's made in a blender

I should have just googled it...

 

[O'BWV]

NOOOOOOOOOO, but were waiting............

Mark

Okay so it must have been about 9 year ago now and we still lived in Staten Island...............It was Mother's Day and I asked my DH for a Coach Wallet. I bid on and won one on Ebay for around $75. It came from a nice woman in Long Island and I was very thrilled with it. Fast forward to two week later and the Nassau County Police in Long Island called and told me I've bid on a counterfeit Coach wallet. Well for $75 I wasn't really surprised so what the heck. The Poicemen then said they need to break up the counterfeiting ring and they were going to confiscate my wallet. They also wanted me to testify if and when they were brought to trial. Well listen, my Mama didn't raise no fool. There wasn't a chance in Heck that this schlepy housewife from Staten Island was gonna testify against a COUNTERFEITING RING that close to where she lives. I told that Policeman that exact thing and that I'd be willing give him my fake wallet though. He was at my house within the hour and off went my wallet. I got a lot of pressure from other Ebayers encouraging me to testify, but heck no, they did not live in the counterfeiters backyard!!! I also had the nerve to ask the counterfeiter on Ebay for a refund because the wallet was fake and that I would mail it back to her. She DID refund my money, but I couldn't return the wallet I didn't have. Years passed without me giving it another thought. Well lo and behold THREE years later the Policeman called me, said they broke up the ring and that he was returning my wallet. And he did!!! Did I happen to mention I LOVE EBAY!!!