8/17/08 Captain Jack's Repossession Repo Cruise to PC thru TPC Part 12

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As the founding member of Friends of LisaG, I declare that effective immediately there is a new subgroup that will forever be known as Friends of Tom. :rotfl:

We need to be careful or we will be spending the whole cruise in support group meetings

or is that

Ve ned to be carful or ve wil be spending the hol cruz in suport grup metingz
 
Excellent points. Also have to consider if we lose our jobs due to posting on DIS instead of working, will that mean more time for us to post, thereby artificially increasing the post rate.

:banana:

and don't forget M will be unemployed for a few months.... so her post rate will go through the roof
 
and don't forget M will be unemployed for a few months.... so her post rate will go through the roof

yes, but how many posts about triple salchow jumping moose can she possibly post?

:banana:
 
Too Much Math here today!! My brain hurts just from looking at all of these numbers.

Now Tom, why would you waste a boring conference call doing math? Don't you know mind-numbingly dull conference calls are the perfect time for a mani and a pedi?

I did NO MATH!!! Just plugged into excel and net to do math for me:rotfl:
 

yes, but like any good college-level physics problem, we can assume the weight of the DISers is neglible.

The proof is left as an exercise for the reader.

:banana:

And of course the speed rate as we leave CC will need to factor in the purchases made along the trip.

Of course and weight gain by the passengers is offset by the reduction in the food stores......:rotfl2:


I don't know why anyone would suggest that I am bored today :lmao:
 
And of course the speed rate as we leave CC will need to factor in the purchases made along the trip.

Of course and weight gain by the passengers is offset by the reduction in the food stores......:rotfl2:


I don't know why anyone would suggest that I am bored today :lmao:

I would suggest you & J. R. are off your rockers, but I wouldn't want to hurt the feelings of any swabbies. ;)
 
Heaven is a place where the chefs are French, the police are British, the soldiers are German, the lovers Italian and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is a place where the chefs are British, the police are German, the soldiers are French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by the Italians.

:banana:

And the Americans are>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?

On the cruise if the British and Norwegeign's are on the bridge, the Italians are in the resturants, and the canadians in the kids clubs we are happy.

I do not wish to be on a ship with British in the resturants and Italians on the bridge, just see the way they drive.
 
The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender.

Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer.

Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

(Und efter ze fifz yer, u vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.)

:banana:

Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Of course, these statistics do not take into account the rapid decline in post count in March and April.

The first post was on January 13.
The 7024th post was on February 1, for an average of ~350 posts/day in January.
The 35,869th post was on March 1, for an average of ~1000 posts/day in February
The 50,510th post was on April 1, for an average of ~475 posts/day in March
The latest post today means we've only had an average of ~200 posts/day in April.

If that rate remains steady and does not experience the half-life effect seen so far, there would be roughly 98,000 more posts by the time we cruise.

(I didn't do exact math -- this was back of envelope calculation).

:banana:



Could I ask you if you have taken into account, considering my high level of posts.

I have a weeks holiday, in a villa in Spain in May, and no internet access, - Do not put the flags up yet!

I will be in Barcelona for a pre cruise week, not sure if I can post, and on the Magic 11 nights in July, not sre if I can/ connot post.
 
Thanks Andy!

Sorry I missed your birthday! I hope it was grand!!!

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Thanks Diane, and yes it was grand!!! :thumbsup2
 
It's been a really long time since we've had a sing along. So here's my dedication to Tom:

Too Much Time On My Hands

Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool
Got the twelve o'clock news blues
And I've given up hope on the afternoon soaps
And a bottle of cold brew
Is it any wonder I'm not crazy? Is it any wonder I'm sane at all
Well I'm so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it
I go out cruisin' but I've no place to go and all night to get there
Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal?
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?
Is it any wonder I've got

Too much time on my hands, it's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands, it's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands and it's ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands

Well, I'm a jet fuel genius - I can solve the world's problems
Without even trying
I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends
That is, as long as I'm buying
Is it any wonder I'm not the president
(He's not the president)
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
Is it any wonder I've got

Too much time on my hands, it's ticking away at my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands, it's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands and it's ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands
 
Could I ask you if you have taken into account, considering my high level of posts.

I have a weeks holiday, in a villa in Spain in May, and no internet access, - Do not put the flags up yet!

I will be in Barcelona for a pre cruise week, not sure if I can post, and on the Magic 11 nights in July, not sre if I can/ connot post.


Well, what I need to do is go back and collect weekly posting statistics (e.g. actual number of posts per week because monthly is not granular enough). Then we can correlate downturns based on absences of key posters. Can also then estimate posts per week for each poster and then adjust the estimate upwards or downwards.

Wish I had time to do this b/c it would be a fun exercise.

:banana:
 
The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender.

Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer.

Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

(Und efter ze fifz yer, u vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.)

:banana:

I like this - I've never seen it before BUT I do not like the thought of being a "sivil servant" in the future :sad2:

David
 
woo! i got a little cat nap, and now i'm ready to tackle some housework...it won't last long though! already done 3 loads of laundry, and now i'm gonna get some dusting done.
what's everyone having for dinner? i need some ideas...i'm thinking takeout!!! LOL!
 
Well, what I need to do is go back and collect weekly posting statistics (e.g. actual number of posts per week because monthly is not granular enough). Then we can correlate downturns based on absences of key posters. Can also then estimate posts per week for each poster and then adjust the estimate upwards or downwards.

Wish I had time to do this b/c it would be a fun exercise.

:banana:

This is where I will be in four and a half weeks!

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