allshookup
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"I've Lost Me Luggage"
A leprechaun arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered
around the terminal with tears streaming down his
cheeks. An airline employee approached him and asked,
"Are you homesick for Ireland already?" "No," replied the leprechaun,
"I've lost all me luggage!" "How'd that happen?" asked the employee.
"The cork fell out!"
How sweetly lies old Ireland
Emerald green beyond the foam,
Awaking sweet memories,
Calling the heart to home.
A leprechaun arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered
around the terminal with tears streaming down his
cheeks. An airline employee approached him and asked,
"Are you homesick for Ireland already?" "No," replied the leprechaun,
"I've lost all me luggage!" "How'd that happen?" asked the employee.
"The cork fell out!"
How sweetly lies old Ireland
Emerald green beyond the foam,
Awaking sweet memories,
Calling the heart to home.