Well , as I mentioned to some of you my friend Toby came in this past weekend , he is a Captain Jack Impersonator and was here to audition for a reality show that they were filming here , but while he was here we got to have some fun too ....Here is just a little of the fun ....(I was the Camera man for this weekend ...LOL )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK7BhnibovE
Very funny! My poor innocent Mom once asked the difference between regular vanilla ice cream and French vanilla ice cream. I guess I forgot who I was talking to when the answer popped out of my mouth......French vanilla has tongue in it.
She was not amused.
Wonder where everyone is today...
Since it is so slow, I thought I would post this to give everyone a chuckle!!I am not saying its true but......
A Spanish teacher
was explaining to her class
that in Spanish, unlike English,
nouns are designated as either
masculine or feminine.
"House"
for instance,
is feminine:
"la casa."
"Pencil,"
however,
is masculine:
"el lapiz."
A student asked,
"What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer,
the teacher split the class into two groups,
male and female,
and asked them to decide
for themselves whether
"computer"
should be
a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked
to give four reasons
for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that
"computer"
should definitely be
of the feminine gender
("la computadora"),
because:
1. No one but their creator
understands their internal logic;
2. The native language
they use to communicate
with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes
are stored in long term memory
for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make
a commitment to one,
you find yourself spending
half your paych eck
on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER !)
The women's group,
however, concluded
that computers should be Masculine
("el computador"),
because:
1. In order to do anything
with them,
you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data
but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed
to help you solve problems,
but half the time
they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one,
you realize that if you
had waited a little longer,
you could have gotten
a better model.
The women won
How true! 
It's warm outside and I can smell Spring!
.............. and I would love some rum!
Anybody else really sleepy this afternoonI really feel like I could put my head down on my desk and fall asleep.
I sure hope I get a second wind soon ... I've got a new workout tape waiting for me when I get home, and there's nothing worse than yawning while you're trying to do aerobics or lift weights
Make that Hazel's Depends now........................
Actually Hazel has now started on her new medication but we have to wait and see if it starts taking effect.
We just arrived home from the mall, looks like Angelina will be starting at B-a-B "beary" soon. The 2nd interview today went very well, she was told she should hear something within the next day or two. There were six girls at the interview session today and all six of them were told they did very well with today's interview. The girls also made a bear in the store and had to make a story about the bear.
Record high of 82 degrees today here in Baltimore and the sn*w word was mentioned in the weather forcast for this week!
DC weather can be really nice. Spring is always beautiful but ......
the summers are always humid! Usually 100% humidity all summer. Even George Washington once commented about the humidity of DC.
I think I would like to experience your current locations weather for a few days but that's it.
Did I like doing this? NO!
Will I do it again? Absolutely!
It is so much better to know either way .... early! The quote earlier in this thread was: "Aspire to retire alive". I may have that wrong but that is the essence of it.
Actually it was: "Aspire to Inspire before you Expire" but I like mine better!
as I thought it was going to be.
Has anyone heard from BIP???? I haven't seen her post in a few days.
Apparently, we are bunch that like to chat.
no chance of me to ketchup
Happy Birthday 
