We started like everyday, Royal Club continental breakfast, apple danish, bagel w/ mango cream cheese, fruit, coffee and get this... FRESH SQUEEZED OJ!! We were enjoying our lovely breakfast, when in comes BAREFOOT MAN!! This guy NEVER wears shoes!! He just waltzs in, grabs some food and props up his feet and eats!! GROSS! HEY DUDE!! PUT YOUR SMELLY FEET AWAY!!! People are trying to eat here! Every day, no matter what TIME of day, here he comes... BAREFOOT MAN!! And while I'm at it... put some darn clothes on too!! You're not at home there bud!! (one morning he came in his robe, grabbed some food and left) I have 3 questions for you there buddy, ....1- WHERES YOUR CLOTHES!!?? 2-WHERES YOUR WIFE? Oh, I know... dying of embarrassment somewhere, and 3- Does the sign say ROYAL GRUB? Nooo... it says ROYAL CLUB. I mean gee whiz, the conceirge girls are classy enough to wear nice dress suits,... find your darn shoes, CAVEBOY!! Okay, before I so rudely interupted myself,
We decided to do IOA, front of line ran wonderfully, rode Hulk immediately, 3 times in a row within 15 min. ( although my stomach was still partying at citywalk...ugghh!
I got over it quickly, because I am like that old Mike Myers character on Saturday nite Live... the Sugar Freak Boy.... (his mom brings him to the playground in a harness, - like a dog would wear- and he lurks in the air as he tries to go on ALL the equipment AT ONCE , and his mom pulls him back by the body harness....) SO FUNNY!! That is ME in the parks.... I GO NUTS and want to ride EVERY RIDE at once!!
We rode Dueling once, because lines got way too long. Then Jurassic ride,DR Doom 2 times and then it was hot enough for Popeyes Water ride. As soon, as we sat down, it started raining, I was soaked BEFORE I got wet on the ride. (I was the "chosen one" and turned into a drowned rat with EVERY "wave" hitting me) We got to ride this 3 x's w/o getting out, (no one was in express line!) Well, of course, I was still in the "magic seat" and everyone thought it was SO funny, .. HA fricken HA!! -just kidding, I love this ride!! People were actually wearing Ponchos for this ride... HELLO!! its 90 degrees outside and guess what... ??? You're SUPPOSED to get wet!! I sound mean, but come on!! We even rode Cat in Hat and 1 fish, 2 fish... I told you, I am a kid at heart. We visited the whole park, and was done by 3 pm ... so on to happy hour at Citywalk!! (3 -7 at most places!! (I'll post on next page)




