2006 unofficial guide p.347- is this a joke?

[PatsGirl]

 

[TallyLassie]

This is also funny from the 2005 UOG:

"You can purchase Pal Mickey for $60 and take home (he'll still laugh and joke but he won't know where the hell he is)."

Does anyone know if there are very many changes from the 2005 to the 2006 Guide?

 

[NCombs]

I love the text about the Stitch ride:

"Since its opening, this attraction has received more cosmetic surgery than Joan Rivers' forehead."

"Disney's press release touting Stitch as a child-friendly attraction was about as accurate as Enron's bookkeeping."