No, actually, he'll be giving the "I'm not democrat" speech. Otherwise known as the:
"I'm not Ted Kennedy who killed my secretary and tried to blame it on someone else to save my political career" speech
"I'm not Bill Clinton who had sex with an intern and lied to congress and the American people" speech
"I'm not Barbara Boxer who when showed a picture of the Mars rover pictures asked where the flag was" speech (by the way, the flag she was referring to is on the moon, not mars...
"I'm not John Kerry who supposedly spent Christmas in Cambodia and obtained a few phantom Purple Hearts" speech
I hope no one gets all crazy with this thread - I am just playing around and can never walk away from a fun political debate.