11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #8!

[GreatDaneMom]

I think everyone quit posting when Kathy threatened to post jokes. See Kathy, we actually enjoy them!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Just one to help my cravings of wanting to post them.


A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently.
Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.
Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand
on your leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well,noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first
three pennies?"
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[GreatDaneMom]

Shell our brains are on opposite tracks today!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

I think everyone quit posting when Kathy threatened to post jokes. See Kathy, we actually enjoy them!

OH goodie, I have thousands of them

 

[GreatDaneMom]

Arrrrggghhhh Kathy, I think Shell was right.... Thousands?????

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Shell our brains are on opposite tracks today!

Thats because Shell doesnt appreciate my sense of humor

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

A TOP for me !!



Kathy

 

[GreatDaneMom]

Top for Kathy!! Way to go gal!

 

[pgfour]

Hi all!

Just doing my part to keep Kathy's jokes off the board!

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Redneck Jedi
You know you're a redneck jedi when..

You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Hi all!

Just doing my part to keep Kathy's jokes off the board!

Too late, I already got 2 posted

Guess thats all since people have started posting again

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

I am off to walk the dogs between showers,

back in a bit


Kathy

 

[pgfour]

The Jedi ones are pretty good in an Elmer & Verna sort of way!!!!

 

[pgfour]

I am off to walk the dogs between showers,

back in a bit


Kathy

I assume you mean rain showers.....

Or are you very particular about personal hygiene?

 

[dsparks]

You're welcome!!! It's still hanging around here, so hopefully you're having decent weather today??

Your present arrived just as the boys were getting out of school

 

[Good hands Man]

Just click the "+ symbol on the bottem of each post you want to reply to and they click the post reply button.

Thanks I am still trying to catch it has been one hell of a Day

 

[Good hands Man]

I'm having a panic attack just thinking about you not being pre-packed yet.

Just wear your bathing suit the whole time with flip flops Problem Solved!!!!!

 

[lvstitch]

So as not to have Kathy torture us anymore lets start posting more pictures

 

[lvstitch]

Just wear your bathing suit the whole time with flip flops Problem Solved!!!!!

Please see previous posts about how we feel when people don't follow the dress code in the dinning rooms

 

[cutiebug712]

So as not to have Kathy torture us anymore lets start posting more pictures

Mom and Dad!