One of my fellow agents....ummm.....errr....I mean buddies just e-mailed this to me!!
MISSING HUSBAND
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his
wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him
'Tomorrow morning, I expect to
find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200 in less than 10
seconds, AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!'
The next morning Rick got up early
and left for work. When his wife
woke up she looked out the window
and sure enough there was a box
gift wrapped in the middle of the
driveway. Confused, the wife put on
her robe and ran out to the
driveway, and brought the box back
in the house.
She opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him.