Dixielady908
Grandma's Little Princess
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- Apr 20, 2003
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Is this the one????
Well we're still waiting to hear from Dex's owner to see if we can meet him tonight (and here I thought when she said Wednesday night, I thought she meant ...uh ... Wednesday night), so we're still in limbo.
We need to liven up the board! Only 10 more pages till we can start thread #3!
3. 4. You know what I meant (thankfully you're an accountant so you could figure that outUh, Shell? THIS is thread #3!The next will be number 4 (3+1=4).
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Ok gang, here is a joke. I have hundreds of them, all as good as this one, so you better start posting more soon, or I will post more jokes.
You have been warned, your fate is up to you!!
The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.
AMEN TO THE OVERSTRESSED
BTW, got a postcard from London from my BFF! Now I only have another week until she's home ...
Hi Marie-Glad to hear your yard sale was a sucessHI everyone . Sorry I have been missing . We made enough at the yard sale for the boys and me to fly to Florida next month to see my parents. The are at a meeting tonight to find out if they are loosing their house. They want to put up power lines. THey have only been there three years next month. I cant believe they can do stuff like that to people. They have no idea what they are going to do. Not only will they not get enough to pay off the new house but how are they to get something else????
We are hoping to find time to do a stop off at Downtown Disney. I also will be taking all my stuff with me and mom is going to help me with my FE. I cant wait to see how it turnes out.
Have a great night eveyone.
Today is a baaaad day. A State Trooper was shot & killed last night, during a routine traffic stop.He was only 24, and leaves behind a wife, and a 17 day old preemie baby. We're just devastated. My dh is a Trooper in a county away from where this happened. We live in a very small area, and within the last 5 years, this is the 3rd Trooper death we've had in that one county! Actually, I can't even think of any other deaths anywhere. Seems like my dh maybe said there have been 5 in the last 10 years, and 3 of them in that county. Sorry to ramble on...just trying to get through the day.
Hope everyone has a fantastic day!
CASTAWAYJP AND FAMILY!!!
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Welcome to our merry band of Nana Heads. Simply by joining us, you have the distinction of becoming an OFFICIAL NANA HEAD (yes, it pretty pretigious. You may want to update your resume ...).
Alas, I tried to beat Kathy, but I swear she sits here and waits for newbie Nana Heads to arrive (or "virgin Nana Heads" as Greg likes to be called, but with 5 kids, we all know that's a joke
). I'll be sending you a PM in about 2 minutes about the Cruisemate List.