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I'll bet my Oregon Duck can whoop up on your Oregon duck!![]()
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#79 Mark Asper
* Position: Offensive Lineman
* Height: 6-7
* Weight: 320
* Year: Sophomore
* High School/Other College: Bonneville HS
PERSONAL Born Mark Vaughn Asper on Nov. 8, 1985 in Rexburg, Idaho. Parents: Vaughn and Virginia Asper. Family: Married, Two brothers, three sisters. High School (Coach): Bonneville (Alex Hexford), 2004. Major: Undeclared.
HIGH SCHOOL The three-year offensive and defensive line starter and 2003 team captain earned first-team all-state offensive honors as a senior after receiving second-team accolades following 2002. Also selected to all-area contingent as well as first-team all-High Country Conference acclaim on both sides of the ball in 2003 after capping junior year receiving first-team all-league offensive attention. Became the focus of Bees offensive attack as leagues scoring leader (34.0 avg.) often ran the football directly behind his escort. Loomed as conferences best defensive lineman for team which completed year with a 4-5 ledger, and led team in quarterback sacks in each of his final two seasons. Also a starter for the schools 2003 4A state champion basketball team which again is ranked No. 1 in the state his final year.
My Oregon Duck can zig zag and run around tight circles faster than your Oregon Duck. Mine has a secret weapon. when someone gets too close he poops as he runs and the person slips and falls so he can get away. My duck is also an Olympic swimmer

Besides havnt you seen the movie The Pacifier??
Gary the attack duck there is my ducks uncle and he taught him how to be an attack duck
