104 days ‘til Christmas vacation (Apologies to Phineas and Ferb)

[snuggly duckling]

DAYS TO GO!!!​

 

[snuggly duckling]

RALPH
Sugar Rush? Oh.. No!! This is that candy go-cart game over by the Wack-a Mole. I gotta get out of here. Oh no..My medal?? Whe.. whe.. wait.. where...??? No no no, my medal!

VANELLOPE
Hi, mister.

RALPH
Ahhhh.

VANELLOPE
Hello.

RALPH
Man! You scared me, kid. Ahh! Nearly soiled myself.

VANELLOPE
What's your name?

RALPH
Ah... Ralph..Wreck-It Ralph.

VANELLOPE
You're not from here, are you?

RALPH
No well, yeah. I mean not from right in this area. I'm just doing some work here

VANELLOPE
What kind of work?

RALPH
Just some routine candy tree trimming. You probably wanna stand back.. in fact This whole area is technically closed while we're trimming

VANELLOPE
Who's we?

RALPH
Candy Tree Department

VANELLOPE
Oh, where's everybody else?

RALPH
Ah, it's just me today.

VANELLOPE
So you just meant like the 'royal we'?

RALPH
Yup.. that's right

VANELLOPE
Hey, are you a hobo?

RALPH
No I am not a hobo. But I am busy, OK? So, you go.. go home

VANELLOPE
What's that? Didn't hear you, your breath is so bad it made my ears numb.

RALPH
Listen, I try to be nice.

VANELLOPE
I try to be nice.

RALPH
You're mimicking me.

VANELLOPE
You're mimicking me.

RALPH
Okay, that is rude...

VANELLOPE
Okay, that is rude...

RALPH
and this conversation is over.

VANELLOPE
and this conversation is over.

I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you.

RALPH
I'm from the candy tree department so I know what..

VANELLOPE
It's a double stripe. Double stripes break, ga-doi. Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?

RALPH
Ah.. I dunno. Why are you so freakishly annoying?

VANELLOPE
Why are you so freakishly.. Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin.

RALPH
Don't even think about it, that is mine.

VANELLOPE
Race you for it!

RALPH
Hey, hey, hey, hey. I don't have to race for it cause that's mine. The winner. Give it back, give it.

VANELLOPE
Double stripe!

RALPH
Ahhhh.

VANELLOPE
Thank you.

RALPH
Wait, let me talk to you for one second. Ok, here's the thing, I'm not from the Candy Tree Department.

VANELLOPE
Lying to a child. Shame on you Ralph.

RALPH
But, I wasn't lying about the medal, that is my medal. That's why I was climbing the tree.. It's mine, it's my, It's precious to me, that thing is this.. my ..it's my ticket to a better life

VANELLOPE
Yeah, well, now it's my ticket.

RALPH
What the..

VANELLOPE
See you chump!

 

[snuggly duckling]

DAYS TO GO!!!​

 

[snuggly duckling]

It came! It finally came!!!

DD5's BBB dress from Etsy arrived today, just in the nick of time. The cape and gloves were shipped at the same time but aren't here yet. But if forced to choose, I would much rather have the dress!!

 

[snuggly duckling]

DAY TO GO!!!​

 

[tyandskyesmom]

Have a great time...can't wait to read all about it when you return!