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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and
his son polar bear were sitting in the snow. The son
polar bear turned to his father and asked, "Dad, am I
100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear replied, "Of course, son, you're
100% polar bear."
A few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns to his
father again and says, "Dad, tell me the truth. I can
take it. Am I 100% polar bear? No brown bear or panda
bear or grizzly bear?"
The father polar bear replies, "Son, I'm 100% polar
bear, your mother is 100% polar bear, so you are
definitely 100% polar bear."
A few more minutes pass, and the son polar bear AGAIN
turns to his father and says, "Dad, don't think your
sparing my feelings if it's not true. I gotta know --
am I 100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear was distressed by this continued
questioning and asked his son, "Why do you keep asking
if you're 100% polar bear?"
"Because I'm freezing!"
his son polar bear were sitting in the snow. The son
polar bear turned to his father and asked, "Dad, am I
100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear replied, "Of course, son, you're
100% polar bear."
A few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns to his
father again and says, "Dad, tell me the truth. I can
take it. Am I 100% polar bear? No brown bear or panda
bear or grizzly bear?"
The father polar bear replies, "Son, I'm 100% polar
bear, your mother is 100% polar bear, so you are
definitely 100% polar bear."
A few more minutes pass, and the son polar bear AGAIN
turns to his father and says, "Dad, don't think your
sparing my feelings if it's not true. I gotta know --
am I 100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear was distressed by this continued
questioning and asked his son, "Why do you keep asking
if you're 100% polar bear?"
"Because I'm freezing!"
