mowsie dreamer
<font color=blue>100 Days <font color=red>Cheat Fr
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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
7. Don't use any punctuation marks
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
10. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
Any additions?
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
7. Don't use any punctuation marks
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
10. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
Any additions?
