Poor DH. I don't know why he puts up with me. Conversation: Me: What did you do to your hand? It looks like you have a little blood blister. DH: That's a birthmark. I've had it since.......um......BIRTH! Me: No way! I've never noticed it before. OMG! How can you have a birthmark in such a noticeable spot and I've never noticed? DH: I think you've seen it before. I remember talking about it. Me: Hmmm......I'm not sure which is worse; not knowing that you have a birthmark at all or talking about it in the past and not remembering the conversation or the birthmark. DH: Don't worry about it. It just gives me something to hold over your head. Me: It bugs me. I can't believe I didn't know about it. We've been married for 24 years.......25 this May. This is something I should know about you. DH: Um.....Honey, we've actually been married for 23 years, 24 this May. Me: Damn! There goes my Wife of the Year award. I wonder if I am still in the running for Mother of the Year? Both kids simultaneously: NOOOOOOOO!