I really hope you are just trying to be sarcastic because if not you are being very rude. Peoples height/weight/tattoos are noone else's business. I am short, thin, and have three tattoos if you find me offensive when you see me on the ship please let me know! On a serious note, I love dcl and honestly cant think of any rules that bother me. I don't love the no saving seat rule for the live shows because I always feel rushed after dinner to get a good seat but I understand why they implement it.