I think churros are completely unappetizing.
Ditto turkey legs.
I can, and do, surreptitiously make selfie sticks
inside the park out of reeds, bamboo, and tree branches.
I rode CoP 20some years ago as a kid and never intend to as an adult.
I have been amorous in a restroom (
Disney cruise line).
In the old days, I would sell unused days on our tickets on eBay, WHICH IS AGAINST FL
LAW (I'm such a bad@$$)
On rare occasions, my hand drifts outside the ride vehicle.
I've had to thwart Jasmine's romantic advances frequently, for the good of her staying in character and, thus ultimately, for the children.
I have operated a surrey bike in what may be considered an unsafe manner.
I consume, over the course of my vacation, levels of saturated fat that the FDA would consider "astronomical" and "death-defying."
I have fed the geese.