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  1. Axel

    Axel awww, coffee, no.

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    My history teacher recently challenged us to take this paragraph:

    Laffes, your Mother asked you to make some forced eggs. Use ye wee Pipkin and make sure that ye Beggar's Velvet are taken care of before you go to ye Dance. Pick some Sallats for your Pottage.

    and translate it from that into modern english. That's the language that the colonial era settlers and english speaking peoples would have used. So. Who thinks they can do it and do it correctly?

    Post your translations here and I'll PM you if you're right, but don't tell anybody! I'd like to keep the answer secret for a few days, just to see how many people get it right.
     
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  3. AngelInDisguise

    AngelInDisguise <font color=green>I love the song Life's what you

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    Laffes (I guess is the persons name?), your mom asked you to makes some scrambled eggs. Use the (something lol) and make sure you do the laundry before going to the dance. Get some ingrediants for your recipe also.



    *feels stupid lol*
     
  4. PowerMonkey

    PowerMonkey DIS Veteran

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    ::laughs:: your mom asked me to pressure some eggs... use your small pumpkin and make sure that your bigger drapes are taken care of before you hit up the club.. pick some salads for your pots..



    soooo easy :P
     
  5. Axel

    Axel awww, coffee, no.

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    Nope. Close in spots, but still nope.
     
  6. AngelInDisguise

    AngelInDisguise <font color=green>I love the song Life's what you

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    Laffes, your mom asked you to make some beated eggs and use your small pumpkin. And make sure that your clothes are put away before you leave.
    Pick some seasoning for your oatmeal on the way.
     
  7. Axel

    Axel awww, coffee, no.

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    well...almost. again. bits are off, but bits are right, too. You're getting closer.
     
  8. PowerMonkey

    PowerMonkey DIS Veteran

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    LOL!!!! close in spots? i was completely making up random senteces too haha... awesomenes :thumbsup2
     
  9. Ms.Squeakers

    Ms.Squeakers <font color=red>♥ <font color=teal>Forget Diamonds

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    LOL your momma told you to make some gangsta eggs , use ur little-tykes whistle-piper and make sure ya wash the poor dudes clothing before ya go to the ally to throw some blinga linga dice pick something else other then your nose and put it into a pot


    O YEAH I GOT THIZ BE COVERED!
     
  10. Axel

    Axel awww, coffee, no.

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    Nope. Funny, but nope.
     
  11. Ms.Squeakers

    Ms.Squeakers <font color=red>♥ <font color=teal>Forget Diamonds

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    Well im glad at least someone thought it was furny!!

    I will try again seriously though hold on
     
  12. Ms.Squeakers

    Ms.Squeakers <font color=red>♥ <font color=teal>Forget Diamonds

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    Hey person (laffes is like a term of expression), Your mom asked you to make some scrambled eggs, use your cooking pot and make sure that your maids clothes are washed before you go to your dance, Pick some vegtables for the stew
     
  13. ::Snow_White::

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    Son, your mother asked you to cook some eggs. Use your napkin and make sure the dirty laundry is taken care of before you go to the dance. Pick some vegetables for your food.

    Haha. That was way off.
     
  14. Axel

    Axel awww, coffee, no.

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    Getting there. Very close.
     
  15. Axel

    Axel awww, coffee, no.

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    Also very close.

    That wouldn't happen to be George Eads in your icon, would it?
     
  16. ::Snow_White::

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    Gah! I'll think about it some more.

    Yes that's George :love:
     
  17. Axel

    Axel awww, coffee, no.

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    *Bump* There's gotta be more people than this willing to try!
     
  18. AngelInDisguise

    AngelInDisguise <font color=green>I love the song Life's what you

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