Having just returned from 10 fun-filled, sweat-drenched, jam-packed days of theme park fun it is now time to write The Trip Report. For the all of the planning, rambling, wedding, and first honeymoon details, check out the Pre Trip Report! You probably didn't follow that link, did you? That's ok... I understand. I'll sum it up for you, here. That'd be us: Ben (30) and Joyce (29) We got married in April. It looked a little bit like this: We wanted a Disneymoon, but we also wanted a tropical honeymoon. And we couldn't do a two week trip. So off we flew to relax in Jamaica for a week after the wedding: But we hadn't given up on WDW. In fact, we planned a fancy-pants 10 day trip for September. Details! We started at Portofino Bay at Universal from 9/2-9/5 and then ended up at the Polynesian for 9/5-9/12 6 theme parks, a disgusting amount of food, lots of fun, and at least one big disappointment lie ahead if you care to join along! To get us started, here is our countdown right before leaving. Ben gets all the artistic credit, here. Up next: Day 1: Travel, a DISmeet, the many fires of Universal, and we meet someone 'we'll call Roseanne'. The rest of Day 1 Day 2: You're a wizard, Harry! More Day 2: Stuff that isn't Harry Potter Day 2: Bonus material. Day 3: Making money, drinking drinks. Day 4: What if we've hyped it up too much? Day 4, cont: Behind the door. Day 4, again: Still not the end of this day! Day 4, some more: Holy cow, is it over yet? Day 5: Stuff we did till it was time for Hoop Dee Doo Day 5, cont: More stuff we did before Hoop Dee Doo and then the actual Hoop Dee Doo Day 5, finished!: A surprise mostly ruined Day 6: New Epcot Day 6, cont: Exploring the World, one drink at a time. Day 7: You can change the name, but it's the same place. Day 8: I get mad, we have fun, Ben gets mad Day 8, cont: I get really mad. But then I get over it. Day 8, more: Keeping cool Day 9: Hot theme park action Day 9, cont: You wanna talk about bank breaking? Day 10: What a Disney park on the sun would feel like Day 10, cont: Ridding the World of villains Day 10, finished: Napping, scaring strangers, etc Day 11: Why can't I get in the MK? Our next adventure: a new PTR!