The Thread of Disney/VMK Jokes!

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  1. bootsonton

    bootsonton Obsessed with Disney parks, merchandise and more!

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    I was bored, so I decided to make this thread so that Dis people can show their Disney and VMK jokes!

    I will select a winner each week for the best joke. Good Luck! :lmao:

    Sorry, but I have a low budget, so please don't expect a prize!
     
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  3. bootsonton

    bootsonton Obsessed with Disney parks, merchandise and more!

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    should i bump this?
     
  4. bootsonton

    bootsonton Obsessed with Disney parks, merchandise and more!

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    blah blah..this is lame :rotfl2:
     
  5. fruit_smoothie

    fruit_smoothie I'm smooth like SmO0tHieZzzz

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    well I dont really have good jokes.. :confused3


    But I'll try to make one up on the spot haahaa dont laugh at me! lol


    What did..Mickey say to Pluto?

    Dont run away to Pluto okay?

    HAHAHAAA...lol I tried okay!
     
  6. bootsonton

    bootsonton Obsessed with Disney parks, merchandise and more!

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  7. Mcat

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    :tink: pixiedust: :goofy: pooh: :cat: I got on
    How much did it cost for the pirate to get his ear pierced?
    A Buccaneer :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
     
  8. Adventurejimbob

    Adventurejimbob Who says what is and what isn't?

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    Why did Donald run out of the Chinese restaurant?
    They wanted to have him for dinner.

    Why did Goofy stare at the orange juice all day long?
    It said concentrate.

    That is all I got for now..
     
  9. ACvmk

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    What did the mouse say to Mickey?
    Dang, your'e big! Are you a thousand or something?

    All i got..
     
  10. fruit_smoothie

    fruit_smoothie I'm smooth like SmO0tHieZzzz

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    Hahaaa! Better then mine!! :thumbsup2 :rotfl2: :rotfl: :lmao:
     
  11. marypops!

    marypops! <font color=orange>Sponsered by Powergen!<br><font

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    ok...

    why was goofy happy when he finished a puzzle in 3 months?
    it said 18 months and over

    eh... i don't remember the joke well

    how about... goofy and donald walk into a building... you would have thought one would have seen it
     
  12. Mcat

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    What happend when goofy was struck by lightnig?
    He was shoacked
    What happend when gofy got struck by lightnig again?
    He was even more shocked
    What happend when goffy was struck again?
    He took the lightnig rod off his head :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
     
  13. fruit_smoothie

    fruit_smoothie I'm smooth like SmO0tHieZzzz

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    Haha! Those were actually good :thumbsup2 :goodvibes :banana:

    :rotfl2:
     
  14. Renpener

    Renpener I'm Penny, The Cheese and "Dude.all" King!<br><fon

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    Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?
    She ran away from the ball

    What did Snow White say to the photographer?
    Some day my prints will come

    Why did Goofy take his comb to the dentists?
    It lost all its teeth.
     
  15. bootsonton

    bootsonton Obsessed with Disney parks, merchandise and more!

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    :rotfl2: Excellent jokes..these are better than I thought they would be.
    I'm going to have trouble choosing the best one. I never knew Dis'ers had such a great sense of humour! :rotfl:
     
  16. coolkidhann95

    coolkidhann95 La Fée d'Etiquette Sait-il français ? Et Est-Elle

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    why is dumbo mad at vmk?
    bc they use his name instead of dumb bc the cant say dumb
     
  17. DementedRiku

    DementedRiku A little less demented....a little more heart

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    Two friends are driving to Disneyland. They reach a fork in the road and a sign says "Disneyland Left"

    So they left.

    ;)
     
  18. astrostan

    astrostan Aspiring Imagineer

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    Okay I got one....

    Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
    He was looking for Pooh!
     
  19. marypops!

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    oo oo

    goofy walks into a bar... ouch!
     
  20. bootsonton

    bootsonton Obsessed with Disney parks, merchandise and more!

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    I reviewed the entries today and I picked a winner.

    This person used their creativity to make this joke!

    It was unique and above all others (I'm not saying that everyone else's were bad ;) )

    This person's DIS name is...

    :cheer2: Coolkidhann95 :cheer2:

    Her joke was:

    Q: Why is Dumbo mad at VMK?
    A: Because they use his name instead of dumb because they can’t say dumb

    Does this person deserve a prize? :lmao:
     
  21. LightPhantom

    LightPhantom Call me the Fudge Man.

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    This one always makes me laugh when i hear it...

    Once...There was a BOY! :rotfl:
     

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