Great TR!! I can so identify with many of your "emotional" moments. We have been going to WDW as a family since 2004 and DD is now 11...she started blowing off the princesses when she was 9. I can no longer get her to dress "cute". Sighh....... We took our first cruise last year on the Wonder and are headed for the Dream in Sept. I have been scoping out the Caribbean cruises...might be our next adventure. You are one very funny lady! Enjoying the report..waiting for more.