My father was a master at the car and truck deal. First off he'd find a Ford, a Chevy, and a Dodge that he liked, and were comparable in options like size and power. Then the game began...
First stop, Chevy. "Hey I like this S-10 pickup, what's the price? Oh, okay. Well I'm gonna go check out that Ford Ranger pickup up the street and I'll get back with you."
Ford dealer: "Really like the ride and look of this Ranger. What kind of price you getting? Really? The Chevy guys have that S-10 for less than that and I really liked it. Oh, you can come down to that? Huh, well, I tell ya what. Let me think on it."
Next stop, Dodge dealership: "This Dakota here is pretty good. The Ford guy gave me a price on the Ranger, which is less than you're getting here and I really liked the way that Ranger drove, so I'm gonna go with it. Oh really? You can come down to that? Well, let me think on it."
Back to the Ford guy: That Dodge Dakota price is a lot less than you're asking for this Ranger. I mean, I like the looks of this truck, but affordability is winning me over. Thanks for talking to me earlier, I just felt I should be honest with you. What? You can come down to less than the Dakota? Well, the Dodge guy told me he'd beat any price you threw out there (actually didn't say that). Said he would beat anybody's offer on another truck. So I'm gonna see what he says."
On the way back to the Dodge dealer: "Let's stop and see the Chevy guy again. Hey man, look, both the Dodge and Ford guys said they can beat any deal you throw out there. (thunder clouds developing overhead) Oh yeah, they said their product was better and they would prove it. Well, the Ford guy quoted me this on the Ranger. I know, it's a good deal. Don't see how I can turn it down. Oh, you'll match it? I don't know, it rode better. You'll pick up the tax and title too? Let me see, they sounded pretty dead set on being able to beat your deal."
Dodge guy again: "Well, the Chevy guy has laughed at your deal. Said not only can he get me in a better truck, he'll do it for less and pay my tax and tag. I gotta go with that. Thanks for taking your time to talk to me. You'll pick up the tax and tag too? Oh, and free oil changes for a year? At the same price as the S-10? I don't know, the Chevy guy said you guys were crooks (lightning strikes a tree in the corner of the car lot). Salesman's head is red and perspiring with anger. "Wow, you'd come down that much more? Let me go to the bank and get out the cash and I'll be back. (lightning strikes the building)
On the way to the bank, stop by the Ford dealer: Sorry, the Dodge guy was just too low to turn down. He beat your price, picked up the tag and title, and threw in free oil changes for a year. Man, I just can't turn down that in this poor economy we are in. I'm just a common working man, gotta go with the price even though I like your truck better. You'll match his offer? All of it? Plus a spray in bedliner? You feeling okay? You're sweating a lot. Well, sir, don't see how I can turn that down. Here's a check for a down payment.