The DIS for "Old Fogies" Club!

[trip]

Who left and didn't turn out the lights??

Kids these days thinking that electricity grows on trees. When I was a kid we had to work for the electricity we used and we appreciated it. No remote control. No siree. We had to get up and actually change the channel with our finger! Good thing there were only 30 or so channels otherwise our fingers would get very sore with all that channel surfing. Don't even get me started about the crap they are showing on TV these days.

Speaking of which, who is this Nooky person and why should I care about her?

We only had 3 channels!! And a 2 party line for phone service.

 

[Imzadi]

No....you need Absorbine Jr.!!

Why was there never an Absorbine Sr.?

Is that anything like the Bactine spray?

 

[kimblebee]

We only had 3 channels!! And a 2 party line for phone service.

Only 3 channels? I guess I was living the high life and didn't know it. I just became the people I used to complain about LOL

 

[gawrsh2008]

I thought absorbine jr. was for athlete's foot.

Has anyone seen my phone? Can one of you call me?

 

[doxdogy]

Sorta like turning into your parents one day. Saying the same thing to your kids, that you SWORE you would never say.

Only 3 channels? I guess I was living the high life and didn't know it. I just became the people I used to complain about LOL

 

[kimblebee]

Why was there never an Absorbine Sr.?

Is that anything like the Bactine spray?

There was actually but since he was living with Ben Gay he was never discussed in polite company.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Why was there never an Absorbine Sr.?

Is that anything like the Bactine spray?

that newfangled bactine couldn't hold a candle to absorbine Jr.!!

you use it when your legs, back, arms, and every other place is a'hurtin'

ya dang nabbed upstart.

 

[kimblebee]

Sorta like turning into your parents one day. Saying the same thing to your kids, that you SWORE you would never say.

LOL I do that all the time. Even as the words are coming out of my mouth I am thinking in my head I can't believe I am saying this. Dad said this all the time LOL

 

[Imzadi]

Has anyone seen my phone? Can one of you call me?

I forgot your number. . . already.

 

[TheZue]

that newfangled bactine couldn't hold a candle to absorbine Jr.!!

you use it when your legs, back, arms, and every other place is a'hurtin'

ya dang nabbed upstart.

And on Athletes Foot! Can't forget the athlete's foot.

 

[doxdogy]

Absorbine Jr. stinks to much and makes it hard to breathe. Heaven knows at my age, I need all the air I can get.

that newfangled bactine couldn't hold a candle to absorbine Jr.!!

you use it when your legs, back, arms, and every other place is a'hurtin'

ya dang nabbed upstart.

 

[gawrsh2008]

Well, darn. Because I forgot it, too.

 

[kimblebee]

This is OT but something I am wondering.

Grumpy, when you go on vacation is it for a little Arrrgh and Arrrgh?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

This is OT but something I am wondering.

Grumpy, when you go on vacation is it for a little Arrrgh and Arrrgh?

That seems a bit personal, but yes, DW and I have "fun"

 

[Imzadi]

Ooooh! Here's the weather report for tomorrow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaCCG7QkM_c

Turn your sound and your hearing aids UP.

 

[kimblebee]

That seems a bit personal, but yes, DW and I have "fun"

Not what I was asking LOL

I meant like R&R not...em,....er, you know.


You know, if you have to explain the joke, it's not as funny

 

[gawrsh2008]

Is it wrong to tell you that I tapped my feet while I watched that?

 

[kimblebee]

I am so glad that was before my time. Do I still get to join the club? I have Rub A5-35 in my closet. Does that count?

 

[Imzadi]

Is it wrong to tell you that I tapped my feet while I watched that?

But was it in sync?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Not what I was asking LOL

I meant like R&R not...em,....er, you know.


You know, if you have to explain the joke, it's not as funny

yeah, but sometimes "Arrrrrrr" means something else, KWIM?