Talking Frog

UKSHAMU

Earning My Ears
Joined
Mar 6, 2002
The Talking Frog

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over,
picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into
a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to
his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again
the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you
want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a Software Engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
 

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