I had the strangest dream right before I woke up this morning. I was in Orlando but was meeting one of my college roommates (who I haven't even heard from in 15 years) at her hotel in Kissimmee . For some reason she was on a group trip with a Latino pop star. (I told you it was a strange dream. Especially since I don't know any Latino pop stars - I don't think Menudo counts as pop stars anymore. ) My dream Kissimmee looked nothing like the real Kissimmee. My dream Kissimmee had lots of hills and reminded me of a mountain town but there were still strip malls like the real Kissimmee. And there was a Church's Fried Chicken restaurant next to the hotel - do they even have those in Florida? The hotel was a cross between one of those Japanese micro-hotels and a college dorm. I remember it started to rain and I told my friend and the Latino pop star that they needed to get out their Mickey ponchos because touring the parks in the rain without one would be miserable. (Even in my dreams my inner Disney commando can't be repressed.) And then we went to this new giant open air mall in Kissimmee with this huge World of Disney store. The store was full of blinking lights and interactive displays and bright colors. I lost my friend and the Latino pop star in the store and so I went looking for a pressed penny machine figuring I would run into them later. (I collect pressed pennies in real life.) And then my dog jumped on the bed to wake me up so I didn't get to see how the dream ended. Anybody else have strange Disney dreams?