Pickle Jar Rant

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  1. Pirate Me

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    Anyone ever have an extremely hard time opening them? I almost had a heart attack opening a jar just now. My arms are aching and red as I type! ALL I WANTED WAS ONE LITTLE PICKLE! I mean come on, maybe they should invent push up tops or ziplock tops?? This is ridiculous! I should call the company that makes these cursed little crunchy pickles! Anyone feel the same way??

    Rant over. Whew, I feel better. ;)
     
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  3. pirateprinces_dancer

    pirateprinces_dancer Future Mrs.Wentz...OMC!!! Future Mrs.Beckett....OM

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    i only like pickles on hamburgers but watching ppl open jars is hillarious
     
  4. Pirate Me

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    Not from the other person's point of view. :laughing:
     
  5. ::Snow_White::

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    I'm the only one in my family who thinks its easy to open them. They can't get it open they hand it to me and I pull it right off. I find it funny.
     
  6. imabrat

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    TIP - turn the jar upside down, bang the lid on the counter, turn it upright and it should open.

    Works everytime for me..
    I saw it on Rachel Ray.
     
  7. marypops!

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    i haven't tried opening a pickle jar though i hate anything which is hard to open. Mainly for me it's if a bottle has a lid which is hard to turn to break the seal. When i find them hard, i get a piece of paper and put it over the lid to turn it with and it works :)
     
  8. DisGirlAllie

    DisGirlAllie <font color=darkorchid>I can bust some pretty smoo

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    When I can't get it first try I take a knife and start hitting it.:lmao:
     
  9. Pirate Me

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    :idea: Due to Pickle Jar opening stress I have conducted an experiment and produced a theory. All you need to open an extremly hard pickle jar is a meat mallet, hammer, or chainsaw. I have the first two but I'll need to go find a chainsaw. :scratchin
     
  10. AngienLuLu

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    Pickles? I hate them. They're all like, green.
     
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    ^

    hah sounds like something Brainiac would do. "We all get stressed at some point when trying to open jars. But which is the best method of opening them? we have a mallet, a hammer and a chainsaw. *does experiment*. So if your having trouble opening that pickle jar of yours, smash it open with a *object which won*"
     
  12. Pirate Me

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    First time I had pickle trouble today, I opened the drawer and looked at the meat mallet...considering. Then I was like nah, I'm not going to do that, I'd get glass in my poor pickles! :eek:
     
  13. DisGirlAllie

    DisGirlAllie <font color=darkorchid>I can bust some pretty smoo

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    I use a knife or meat mallet. Tap it with the meat mallet. And if that doesn't work TNT works very nice!:thumbsup2
     
  14. Pirate Me

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    TNT, niiice. Screw the meat mallet. I need a contractor and a lawyer. :D
     
  15. DisGirlAllie

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    I prefer a dark alley but that works too!
     
  16. Pirate Me

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    :rotfl:
     
  17. DisGirlAllie

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    :teeth:
     
  18. StephaBabe50

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    I always have someone else open
    the jar for me..I'm too lazy:laughing:

    But my favorite kind of pickles
    are "Bread and Butter" Pickles!
    Yummm:upsidedow
     
  19. _tinkerbell_

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    Theres a few food problems on the board today, VMK_MagicalLadee with her baked potatoes and now this :rotfl: I hope you get it open soon, i usually put something over it like a towel...when i get really frustrated with the pickles anyway or i just give up :confused3
     
  20. wishspirit

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  21. tinkerbellblondie19

    tinkerbellblondie19 Blonde? Just a little. Or a lot.

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    Pickles and TNT. That could be a VERY interesting day...
     

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