I won't be surprised if most haven't heard this one, it's a country song that wasn't a single. But everyone, especially Pete, should look up the song Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday by Brad Paisley. The Kung Pao Buckaroos (Little Jimmy Dickens, Bill Anderson and George Jones) was an ongoing bit on several of Brad's albums. This is the holiday version with a chorus that says, "It's a completely unoffensive and politically correct holiday." The whole song goes right along with Pete's rant!