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  1. carolfoy

    carolfoy <font color=cc6633>One has Ones hat and One's orf.

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    15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS, MOTHERS GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
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    > 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
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    > 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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    > 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
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    > 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
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    > 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
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    > 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
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    > 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
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    > 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types
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    > 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
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    > 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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    > 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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    > 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
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    > 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
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    > 14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
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    > 15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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