And since you're all waiting with eager anticipation, (or at least I'd like to think you are, I present the next installment in my Disneyland trip report. Enjoy, won't us.
Now, I have a challenge in life. On occasion I have bouts with insomnia. When I asked Sleeping Beauty in Disney World a couple of years ago if she had any advice for an insomniac, she laughed. Probably hadn't been asked that question before. Well, these bouts with insomnia can be very troublesome when I travel. I have a really hard time sleeping in strange beds. And on this trip, it was sadly no different. I found myself waking up around 5:00am and being unable to fall back asleep. After a very long, yet undetermined period of time I finally fall back asleep. When I finally awake after a restful sleep I discover to my surprise that it's now 9:57am, or roughly an hour and a half after I had planned on getting up. To make matters worse, the continental breakfast ended at 9:30am, so I will have to head to the parks loaded up on oreos and hershey kisses. They may not be little chocolate donuts like John Belushi used to eat, but for me on this day they'll have to be the Breakfast of Champions. Well, after a quick shower and an oh so nourishing breakfast I head to the one place where, according to Homer Simpson, no one can be found for miles around. Disney's California Adventure!
Well, while California Adventure is not quite as desolate as Homer Simpson seems to think it is, it's not a very crowded park. And this can work to your advantage. At this point in the morning, the bigggest crowd near the entrance is the group of people gathering around Mickey decorating the letter C and Goofy attempting to decorate the letter A. This is one thing I will miss about these letters when they leave the park as part of the planned refurbishment. I hope Disney finds a way to keep them. Well, since I've already taken pictures of these whimsical decorations, I skip them and head straight into the park. Nonetheless, I'll pull out pictures from Christmas trips past for your enjoyment.
One of my brothers, and both of my sisters with Mickey
Sailing through the entrance, I head right for one of my all time favorite attractions, the Hollywood Tower Hotel.
I've loved this hotel since I first visited it in 1994. I was thrilled when they opened it up at Disney's California Adventure. There's something about the elegance of this hotel. I wonder what it would have been like to see it in it's heyday. The years have not been kind to this hotel. The maintenance is slow, cobwebs are collecting in the lobby and there's only one person at the check in desk. And of course, the elevators. I wonder when the last time was those things worked right. It seems like every time I stay at the Hollywood Tower Hotel, they're always using the maintenance elevators. And for some reason I never have seen my room at this hotel. The elevators never quite take me there. For this stay, my fellow hotel guests and I had a wonderful bellhop. The hotel guests near me have never stayed at this hotel before, so they were a little antsy. I guess seeing all the cobwebs and maintenance that the hotel needs can make a guest feel that way. Our bellhop was very friendly and assured us that despite the fact that only the maintenance elevators were working, we would be in our rooms in no time. Then, something went wrong. As we sat down and buckled ourselves in, he informed us that he would need to transfer us to another elevator. I was chuckling as I'm used to things not working quite right at the Hollywood Tower Hotel, but a first time guest was so convinced by our bellhop that she asked me if they always buckled us in and then had us get in another elevator. We were taken to another elevator where the bellhop, though friendly, was not enjoying her job as much as our first bellhop this early May morning. We were buckled in without further event and proceeded to our rooms.
Or so we thought. Every time I come to the Hollywood Tower Hotel, it always seems like I've been dropped into an episode of the Twilight Zone. You know a similar thing happens to me when I go to Las Vegas, except there I get kidnapped by a crazy Klingon and taken to the 24th Century. It's a good thing that I seem to enjoy these mishaps since I keep coming back for more. And that's what I love about the Tower of Terror. They mess with your head. You never know what's going to happen next. The best part is riding with people who've never stayed at the Hollywood Tower Hotel before. They really don't know what's happening. So, I'm usually laughing as everybody screams thinking the drop has happened only to realize that this elevator is seriously out of control. It's a great ride. I love the creativity and story behind the ride. Anybody can make a drop ride, but Disney goes one step further and puts you into the Twilight Zone.
Another important part of this ride can be the bellhops. While they cannot make or break the ride like the skippers on the Jungle Cruise, they can greatly enhance the experience. Once in DCA, our bellhop was near perfect. He was tall and lanky, and wore a perpetual scowl on his face. He darkly reminded us to hold on to our loved ones, if we wanted to keep them, that is. When we returned to the lobby, he almost seemed disappointed that we had survived. That's another difference. At DCA, the bellhop who seats you will also greet you when you've dropped to the bottom. A great bellhop can make the experience even more enjoyable. And of course, just in case you haven't dropped enough after staying at the Hollywood Tower Hotel, you exit into the gift shop, where you can always shop 'til you drop. Ba dum dum. Yes, I know that's a bad pun, but remember I was raised on the bad puns of Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Now, having survived another harrowing stay at the Hollywood Tower Hotel, I decide to venture over to other parts of the park. As I walk back down towards the entrance to the backlot, I notice the tinsel decorations in Disney's version of Tinseltown. Like I said, I love the simple ways in which Disney decorates the parks for Christmas.
While a good Disney decoration, tinsel is not a proper Festivus decoration as Frank Costanza finds it distracting.
And as I turn the corner, I see a crowd gathered to meet and greet one of the coolest supers ever. Having found his supersuit, Fro-Zone is chilling with the guests at California Adventure. I wonder if Disneyland enlists his help in decorating Sleeping Beauty Castle and making it snow during the wintertime. Hmm, this gives me an idea. Maybe they should send Fro-Zone surfing down from the Matterhorn during Believe in Holiday Magic. They have Tinker Bell do it during Remember Dreams Come True, so why not let Fro-Zone use his superpowers, especially since the supers can use their powers again.
Chilling with Fro-Zone, the coolest cat in California
There's also a crowd gathered to see Snow White, but I head into the Art of Animation. And much to my happiness, the exhibits on display are really neat. For the 70th Anniversary of the one that started it all, Disney has a wonderful display up for Snow White, including some sketchbooks from the film and even some original animation cels from the film. It is so cool to see some of this artwork. I'm a Disney animation geek in addition to being a park geek, so this is good stuff. The Pixar room also contains the Toy Story zoetrope. This is really, really cool. Simply put, it's a 3-D model of different characters from Toy Story 2 on a circular device. Each pose is slightly different from the one before it, and when they turn it on, you suddenly see the characters come to life and move in three dimensions. Absolutely amazing and awesome. Walt would have loved this. He was so fascinated with technology, and would have loved to see what he helped create. While he wouldn't be happy about Disney's neglect of traditional animation, I'm convinced that he would love what Pixar is doing.
From there, I head over the Beast's library and Ursula's Grotto. I've never seen this stuff before, and it's pretty cool. I take a personality test and learn that I'm most like Cogsworth from Beauty and the Beast. I wonder who the other options were since I see some elements of that, but don't quite agree with it. From there it's on to Ursula's Grotto where the crazy old sea hag mistakes me for a merman(
It's a MerMAN, a MerMAN) and steals my voice so I can sing along with Hakuna Matata(Once Upon A Dream was, sadly, not an option). From there, she inserts my voice into Beauty and the Beast, but it looks quite strange when Belle is silent. I should do this again with someone else as it's kind of cool. Frightened by my skills with a lightsaber, Ursula decides to give me my voice back and I depart the building.
And once I get outside, there he is. The one started it all. Of course, I'm talking about none other than Rizzo the Rat. Or not. It's really Mickey Mouse, and he's the one to give the credit to for my Disney fandom(or my parents who put a poster of the Mouse in my nursery even before I was born). As an infant I would cry forlornly when I threw Issy Wow and his girlfriend(not sure what I called her) from my crib. So, yes, I've always loved the Mouse. He's like a brother to me. I still get excited when I see him. He ranks as one of the view characters that I will stand in long lines to meet. You see, some people think interacting with characters is just for kids. I say these people are missing out on a lot of fun. It's fun to feel young again, and as an adult, it's enjoyable to observe how true to form the characters are. And of course, Mickey's in his Christmas beach wear, so it's a festive picture since I'm sporting Yoda Claus on my t-shirt.
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
After greeting the Mouse who started it all, I look over to see Mr. Incredible. How cool is this? I get a picture with Mickey Mouse, Fro-Zone, and now Mr. Incredible. This is awesome. I'm totally geeking out here.
It's tough to be super all the time, but as a Jedi Knight I can relate.
After getting my picture taken with superheroes and a super Mouse, I decide to wander through Off the Page. If you've seen my Disneyana collection, you know that I love Disney artwork. And I'm searching for a specific kind of Christmas decoration. Most of my Christmas décor is Disney. Yeah, like that's a surprise. You're all shocked, aren't you? Now, while you pick yourself off the floor, I'll tell that most of my of décor is Mickey themed. I have some nice Mickey Christmas plushes, but am really looking for one more thing. I would love to have some sort of Sleeping Beauty Christmas décor, but Disney hasn't made what I'm looking for yet. But as I look at the Disney animator character sketch, I get an idea. What if I had the Disney artist here sketch a picture of Sleeping Beauty, except instead of the usual blue, I'll have it done in a Christmas green. Hmm, this is an idea I'll have to consider. So with that thought in mind, I head over to Muppet Vision 3-D, where Rizzo the Rat really can be found doing his best Mickey Mouse impression.
I'm sure this is all what you want to do to me right now as you read through this trip report.
What can I say? I love Muppet Vision. With Staler and Wahldorf heckling their way through the show, it gets even better. And of course, the queue is tremendous muppet zaniness. Should the rumors prove true that they're looking to remove Muppet Vision 3-D here in California Adventure, I'll miss it tremendously.
With enough time to think about it, I decide to head back to Off the Page and order my Christmas sketch. It's going to be a few hours before it's done, so I head off to eat some lunch at Award Wieners(gotta love the marinara sausage) and sit down for a few minutes. I love soaking up the atmosphere in this part of the park. It's easily my favorite area of California Adventure. I love the blend this time of year of Christmas music and old Hollywood style music. One of the great hidden pleasures of Disney is listening to the atmosphere music while eating. It's a wonderful time to unwind just a bit and relax. Last night I enjoyed a chili dog on Main Street while listening to the pianist at Coke Corner tickle the ivories with a wonderful blend of religious Christmas music and fun holiday music.
Having enjoyed my lunch, it's off the California Screamin'. This is a great roller coaster, and it has single rider, which works great when you're by yourself. While on Screamin' I notice how the building is coming along on Toy Story Mania. I love what that show building is doing for this area of the park. It looks great. After Screamin' I head over to the Christmas tree at this park. Though not as big as Disneyland's tree, it's very pretty. I do wish they had kept the Tinker Bell snowflake tree topper from a few years ago though as it was a nice Disney touch.
Ooh, a Christmas tree with really big ornaments
I wander through San Francisco, but alas, the Preview Center is not open yet. So, it's off to Soarin' as I don't dare chance getting drenched and soaked on Grizzly River Rapids in mid-December. And it's fitting that on Soarin' as Putty(or Kronk if you prefer) guides you through the safety procedures, I learn that I will get to ride on the all elusive, always desired, yet rarely experienced front row. It's a Festivus Miracle!! And speaking of Festivus, it's coming up soon, so get your aluminum poles ready for the feats of strength(as tinsel is distracting), and prepare yourself for the airing of grievances. And during this Festivus time of year, I want you all to know I've made a donation in your name to The Human Fund. That's right folks, The Human Fund: Money for People.
Well, my sketch is still an hour or so away, and my work here in California Adventure is done, so I head to Downtown Disney. This is a cool place. On this day, Starabilias has Voldemort's actual wand from Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire on display. It's available for purchase for the one time low, low price of over $29,000. Yes, you read that right. Alas,that's way too rich for my blood, but it's cool to see. I just wish they had a lightsaber prop on display. Now, that would be beyond cool. Well, after wandering through Downtown Disney and admiring the wonderfully creative banners they have advertising Christmas at Disneyland, it's time to head back to Off the Page, and pick up my sketch. It looks wonderful. I'm very happy with it, of course, it's also too big to fit in my backpack, so I head back to my hotel(this is why you should always stay close to the parks) to drop off my picture and have a quick soda.
If the reindeer ever have problems near Disneyland, somehow I think Santa's going to be just fine.
When I arrive back in Disneyland, it's during A Christmas Fantasy, so I watch a few floats before I decide to break through the crowds and work my way to the center of the park. I love what they've done with Sleeping Beauty Castle this year. I just can't say that enough. As a side note, I also love how(at least for now) the décor on Sleeping Beauty Castle is unique to Sleeping Beauty Castle. As beautiful as the décor in Paris, Hong Kong, and Orlando is, Disneyland has wonderful daytime décor in addition to the night time enchantment. So, Disneyland wins my award for best castle decorations at Christmas time. Paris is second since they did the whole crystal castle thing first.
It's been a good day for characters, so I get this crazy idea in my head. Yes, I am insane. Somehow, I decide to venture over to the Princess Fantasy Faire. I've been mildly curious about what exactly this is, so I even decide to sit down and watch a few minutes of it. It's basically the princess version of the Jedi Training Academy, although aimed much more at little kids. So, here for your enjoyment are the only reasons why one should consider watching the Princess Fantasy Faire show. One, you have a little princess who is dying to see this thing and wants to twirl around the pole at the end with one of the princesses. Two, you have a crush on a Disney Princess. That is all. And if this second option applies to you, I still don't recommend watching it. I was able to trade for a Steamboat Willie Mickey pin, so that was good.
Now you can say you've seen the best part of the Princess Fantasy Faire.
After that, I head over to Mickey's ToonTown. The Christmas décor here is great. Very, very whimsical and very Disney. The line for Roger Rabbit's Cartoon Spin was over 75 minutes, so I'm going to pass. Very few rides are wort waiting over an hour for, and this is just not one of them, although it's a great ride.
After leaving ToonTown, I get a real crazy idea. I'm not sure what's gotten into me, but I decide to stand in line to meet for the princess meet and greet. Now, if you're crazy enough to do this, you had better know what you're in for. Waiting in line with no idea who you're going to meet. They swap characters out all the time, so you may not see the princess you really want to. Now, I suppose this isn't too bad if you just want to meet random heroine characters, but if you(or your kid) wants to meet a certain character, you need the right timing and probably a bit of luck. Well, when I got in line, Sleeping Beauty was one of the characters, but by the time I got near the front, she was off to help train all those knights and princesses in waiting. At this point, I left the line. I went over near Small World before having a crazy idea. Thats' right. I went to the end of the line. Don't ask me why since I am insane. So after waiting in line for even more minutes, I learn that the characters doing the meet and greet are Jasmine, Mulan, and Belle. Cast members say though that the night usually ends with Cinderella, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty though. I guess I'm going to take my chances. I've waited too long at this point to give up on my quest. I've met Mickey, Mr. Incredible, and Fro-Zone. The day just wouldn't be complete without seeing my beloved Princess Aurora. Here goes nothing.
And so, mere people before my turn, I catch a glimpse. Something is happening. Belle has to leave so she can read stories to orphans, Mulan is off to save Hong Kong Disneyland, and Jasmine runs off with Stitch since she likes his spaceship a lot better than Aladdin's magic carpet. The Genie's not gonna be happy about Jasmine's leaving the poor guy who wished for Genie's freedom for the crazy blue space alien, but I don't care. For there she is. I've never been happier to see her in pink(even if she's supposed to be in blue).
See, I told you it was blue, Disney even gave me proof.
As my turn come I go meet Snow White. I've never met her before, and she is spot on. She even has the lilting voice of Snow White. This is one of the things I love about meeting characters as an adult. You get to see just how incredible their performance is. Kind of like the time when I asked Mary Poppins to say the super word backwards. Very fun stuff.
Someday her prince will come, but alas my heart belongs to another.
And now, the moment I've been waiting for. She is indeed most wondrous fair, gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red, red rose, she walks in springtime wherever she goes, even in the middle of December and Disney's special kind of snow. Her beauty is so rare that even her arch-nemesis waxes poetic about her beauty. As her prince, I take a bow before her. She responds with a curtsy and asks me my name. After all, we've met Once Upon a Dream.
A Jedi Knight takes the fair hand of his lovely Jedi Princess
Having found my Jedi Princess, I decide to go. I met Cinderella in Disney World a couple of years ago, and I'll let somebody else have a little bit more time with her. They'll enjoy it more anyways. Besides that, it's time to go on some rides. The line for Small World is still ridiculous, so I head over to Frontierland. Big Thunder Moutain has a short wait, and so does Pirates. I head to Haunted Mansion Holiday, but the wait time is over an hour and fastpasses are gone. I guess I'll have to come back tomorrow. With that, I decide to stand in line for an insanely long time and eat dinner. I was starving when I got in line, and it's even worse nearly 45 minutes later when I can finally order my food. Insane. Well, at least my chicken tenders and fries were warm. Seriously, I waited longer to order my dinner than I did to see Sleeping Beauty. What's up with that?
After dinner, I decide to try Fantasyland, but it's mostly closed down because of the coming fireworks. So, I head back over to Big Thunder Mountain. When it gets out, I have enough time to head over to Small World and wait just a few minutes for the fireworks. Since I saw the fireworks from the hub last night, I want to see what Small World does. As the fireworks begin, it's pretty cool. Disney projects snowflakes and other holiday images onto the facade, including great scenes from all the classic Disney Christmas cartoons. But of course, right as the show begins the Star of Wonder, Star of Light segue into Silent Night, the show abruptly stops. High winds have canceled the rest of the show. Now, while this is no fun, I've had weather conditions cancel entire shows before, and I'd much rather see at least part of the show than no show at all. As the crowd begins to head for the gates, I decide to be patient. In just a few short minutes, Small World reopens, and the wait is really short since the ride has just reopened. While in line, the facade goes all psychidelic and I begin to wonder if Small World has just done some crazy drugs or something. Oh, it's cool, but it's crazy even for Small World.
Now, onto the ride itself. It's more fun at Christmastime. The decorations are all up and I like how Disney shows each child of the world in the biggest celebration of their culture. The Chinese kids are celebrating Chinese New Year, and so on and so forth. I also love the ringing bells and all that good stuff. So, it's a festive ride, but even then, I can only take it once a day, so it's time to head off for the Matterhorn.
I love riding the Matterhorn at night. The colors are great, especially the jewel things near Harold(the original Yeti for those only familiar with Expedition: Everest's larger than life, huger than huge, and King Kong sized to boot Yeti.) I also love the brief, albeit stunning views of the park as you whiz by through the caverns of the mountain. It really says something about the greatness of this attraction since Disneyland opened it in 1959 and it's still going strong nearly 50 years later today. Now that's doing it old school as Frank and Ollie said at the end of
The Incredibles. And what a great tribute by Brad Bird to put two of Walt's Nine Old Men in his film. Frank and Ollie were thrilled to provide their own voices, so that tells you what they think about Pixar animation. As Brad Bird said, he wanted to pay tribute to the men who helped make animation what it is today. Now, hopefully Disney will pay tribute to the people who made it what it is today and make movies like the kind the Nine Old Men made, both in traditional animation style and in story. But as this is supposed to be a Disneyland trip report, enough of my waxing poetic about Disney animation in 2007. Well, by this point, it's been a very long day. My feet are exhausted, my legs are shot, and my back is screaming. And tomorrow's still to come. So around 10:45, I decide to depart Disneyland and rest up for the morrow. It's my last full day in the park, so I will be staying until the very end. I can't spend my last day in Disneyland any other way.