My door did not open for me!!!!!

[heathers4um]

Dont blame you! He didnt even bring you a nightcap or chocolate!!

Let me tell you about my problem! One night, Mickey Mouse came in and tucked me in for the night. Well, I called the next day and complained about the rat problem!

 

[ssawka]

After long airplane and ME rides, we arrived at BLT and walked all the way over to CR to dine at the California Grill. After dinner I handed them my KTTW card and told the waitress to use our dining plan to cover the meal. A few minutes later she came back and said "I'm sorry sir but you don't have the dining plan." I said "What? I thought everyone got free dining! We are DVC members."

 

[keliblue]

sucked coffee up my nose !!! twice !!!

 

[OrangeCountyCommuter]

Well if you think it's bad at the resorts...

Those CMs at the park are clueless. I showed my DVC card to the "Fast Pass Security Guard" at Soarin' and she just shrugged. So I explained that as a DVC member I now only had "unlimited Fast Pass" she was REALLY suppose to escort me directly to the front of the line so I wouldn't have to 'mingle' with "lessor" guests. She refused to do the right thing. I wrote down her name, time etc and will be calling Claire directly to ask for compensation. What do you folks think? 100 points with no dues for my lifetime? Seems reasonable to me!

I am now on my way to Toy Story Mania to make sure THEY understand the rules. If the same thing happens to me there I expect that Disney may have to declare bankruptcy due to the court judgement I will win when I sue! I own part of this park and they need to treat me accordingly!

 

[DenLo]

. . . . .
To think I was feeling guilty about my new hair dryer.

I think I need a tissue after reading all of these posts outloud to my DH.

 

[erinna]

You all think you have it bad? Well, I was just sitting here, wishing I was in WDW. Suddenly, the phone rang! AND IT WASN'T DVC OFFERING TO PICK ME UP. Not even for a free day or two.

Magical, indeed.

 

[Disneymagic09]

I think the auto-open doors was just a perk at one time. As we all know, DVC perks can disappear at any time...just like when Mickey and Minnie would do in-room babysitting for DVC members, but now it's gone. My kids really miss that!

So funny! I love this thread!

 

[ready123go]

 

[castleri]

was just thinking the other day that there hadn't been any real fun threads in a long time - and looky looky my wish came through -- must be because I am a DVC member.

 

[dmoore22]

Our limo dropped us off in front of BWV this morning. I immediately strolled to the room that I had requested. To my surprise, it didn't open as soon as I stood in front of it. Discouraged, I pulled out the key card I used last year. "Surely this will work," I thought. Nope. I had to walk all the way down the hallway to the lobby. I was on that line for a whole 5 minutes! Five minutes!!!!

Why can't Disney get its act together?!?!?! Does anyone have the number for Member Services?

No wonder Jim Lewis was fired. That Aulani thing was just a ruse. . .

 

[heathers4um]

yes, well dont get used to it...you know how these DVC perks come and go...

was just thinking the other day that there hadn't been any real fun threads in a long time - and looky looky my wish came through -- must be because I am a DVC member.

 

[Sammie]

You know everyone has something that bothers them.

Mine is people making fun of others.

 

[hakepb]

The straw mention was hilarious!!!


I fully understand animal safety, its just the thought of attempting to hold a flimsy paper cup of full of Coke up to your lips (more flimsy than normal due to the lack of a lid) in a hot theme park with sweaty hands...they were just begging you to go home sticky

 

[princessfionasmom]

I needed a good laugh, thanks!!!!

 

[rutgers1]

I'm still waiting to hear back from Member Services regarding my suggestions for new member perks:
1) executive sponge bath
2) dinner with Robert Iger (or sponge bath)
3) honorary monorail captain
4) full access to Disney costume room throughout length of stay
5) front of the line buffet privileges
6) use of Walt's personal bathroom in the castle
7) need a dinner companion? Cinderella is available.
8) right to "graze" on the crops in the Land pavillion
9) have to "go" while in the pool? no need to get out -- just go
10) exclusive use of backstage secret passageways in the parks

If they don't respond within the next ten minutes, I am selling my points and going to Dollywood.

 

[hakepb]

I'm still waiting to hear back from Member Services regarding my suggestions for new member perks:
1) executive sponge bath
2) dinner with Robert Iger (or sponge bath)
3) honorary monorail captain
4) full access to Disney costume room throughout length of stay
5) front of the line buffet privileges
6) use of Walt's personal bathroom in the castle
7) need a dinner companion? Cinderella is available.
8) right to "graze" on the crops in the Land pavillion
9) have to "go" while in the pool? no need to get out -- just go
10) exclusive use of backstage secret passageways in the parks

If they don't respond within the next ten minutes, I am selling my points and going to Dollywood.

Sorry, I have no desire to give an executive a sponge bath

 

[maburke]

well I was wondering if it was just us, but I guess not...

I put on a lime green tshirt that had DVC OWNER across the front and the back and carried my DVC card in a lanyard around my neck for verification, scaled the balcony of a resort guest into the Savannah to pet the animals and feed them my leftovers only to be asked to leave the premisis. I dont get it?! Was it because I was reserved at OKW?

*Sidenote: SO needed this laugh today.

No, it's probably because you were smoking.

 

[heathers4um]

Oh, I am sure no one is doing this thread to make fun of people specifically...I mean, we are the DVC members we are pointing silliness to. I think we are all just having fun with vast exaggerations with expectations. We obviously know the things we are commenting on are above board and would never be seriously taken on.

You know everyone has something that bothers them.

Mine is people making fun of others.

 

[heathers4um]

but I told them it was only to keep the bugs away!

No, it's probably because you were smoking.

 

[sschu717]

Oh, I am sure no one is doing this thread to make fun of people specifically...I mean, we are the DVC members we are pointing silliness to. I think we are all just having fun with vast exaggerations with expectations. We obviously know the things we are commenting on are above board and would never be seriously taken on.