I tried to find a picture of Chuck Norris in a beret and couldn't find one, so I don't think he wore one in "Delta Force". I thought for sure you were going to bust me. A while ago I cracked myself up with my own Chuck Norris joke. (Which means it will be very likely that no one else will find it funny.) One of my kids was talking about some rule of spelling and pronunciation and said something like, "the 'e' on the end of the word makes the 'a' say 'a' " (or however it goes) and I said, "Chuck Norris makes the 'a' say 'Ow!'."