List your first world problems here.

[Sgt Mickey]

I don't know what Santa is bringing this year.
The kids don't really believe the oldest is 20. BUT Santa still brings gifts. He just is unsure what to bring this year.

 

[scrapquitler]

and in new problems: I can't decide which t shirts to order for our upcoming no kids Disney Trip. I know, life's a *****.

 

[srferson]

I'm tired because I stayed up too late adding things to my Amazon wish list.

 

[jevs]

I woke up this morning to a murdered Christmas decoration.

None of the 3 cats will own up.

 

[andiraye]

I'm in a total panic because I have an important function coming up in a week but I lost too much weight and none of my cocktail dresses fit.

 

[ronandannette]

I don't think I could ever go back down, We do the 1 bedroom suite as well.

The lowest I think I could possible go is the "normal" conceriage level room that is a step below the 1 bedroom.

I can't imagine cruising in one of the regular rooms, it would be horrible.

http://www.disboards.com/threads/concierge-to-stateroom.3466707/page-3#post-54819688

OMGoodness... this thread is fabulous!!!

Yeah, but if you want true comedy gold you've got to check out a few of the other DIS boards once in a while...I pulled the above quote off the DCL board because, well, it just belongs here. And what makes it totally hilarious is that the post is FOR REAL...those people are suffering genuine angst over there about things we're spoofing on over here...gawd I love this place!

 

[Domo]

The police won't stop chasing me

 

[holden]

I couldn't find my Uggs the other day because the lady who cleans my house every other week put them where they belong...in my closet.

 

[SimbaLover]

My coffee cup is too big to fit in the cup holders of my brand new car.

 

[scrapquitler]

I ran out of dishwasher detergent and have to wash the dishes by hand because I'm too lazy to drive to the store.

 

[keiraliz]

I finally decided what I want to get myself for Christmas (the rest of my family is taken care of), but one item is sold out online yet available in the store. I don't feel like driving 45 minutes to get it or picking up the phone and calling to get it shipped to me.

I need to upgrade my iPhone 4S because it's slowing down and freezing up, the battery doesn't last as long as it used to, and it struggles to connect to my WiFi. Oh, and I don't have enough storage for all my games and photos.

 

[ahutton]

DS and DH are both playing video games, hogging all the bandwidth and making my online shopping crash so I can't spend my Kohls Cash that expires tonight!!

 

[WorldWacky]

My Walmart order came in in record time...the roller skates my son wanted were included. BUT, the other day he came zooming around the corner in his friend's roller BLADES! I didn't even know he was able to use roller blades! So NOW I'll have to take the roller skates back and get roller blades. DH says they're much cooler.
Also...my kindle battery is dead. Ugh! What an I going to read while I'm at work?!

 

[~~Darci~~]

My rental car doesn't have all the features MY car has and it's driving me crazy. I NEED heated seats!

 

[FlightlessDuck]

I might have to go to Hawaii for Christmas. Don't want to fly for 10 hours.

I get to go to Boca Raton, instead.

Yay?

 

[Chelley00]

Disney hasn't released discounts for may and I don't know if I can upgrade resorts.

 

[jevs]

It's too hot and the remote control for the air con is way over --------------> there.

 

[PollyannaMom]

I have to run an extra cycle of my automatic dishwasher this morning to switch over to my entire set of a Christmas dishes that I only use for three weeks a year.

 

[tinkerbellandeeyor]

I have a extra pair of headphones due to the fact that I forgot I put the first pair in my pocket